I'd just like to what the magic 'gay' chemical is that makes every man want you. I had a good laugh at the to 'destroy morale' dig. Apparently, it's not a question of being anti-gay at the pentagon. It's are you anti-gay enough?
JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I MADE IT UP:
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
2007-06-11 14:52:04 · 15 answers · asked by God 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Since the Pentagon seems to fear gay people, if an opposing army appeared to be gay their reasoning would mean that the US armed forces would run the other way in fear.
2007-06-11 15:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit I thought this was a farce. It may still be, but OMG is it funny! Having been in the militray and another gov't agencey later I thought about it again and it makes perfect sense. The pentagon has more undoable schemes than wylie coyote and loves throwing money down a black hole every chance it gets. Heck I once test ran a one of a kind computer that cost over $30 million and 6 years to develop and produce that was such a loss it became known as the gee whiz machine because by the time we got it over the counter home computers had equaled it already and all it was used for was great resolution porn viewing. The software did kick a** but the hardware was pretty lame. No word of a lie. So can I believe this story...more than I care to admit. Way to go pentagaon! You just gave many of my friends a fantasy for the rest of the week as I mailed the link to them all!
EDIT: I saw this stroy again in a different link from a reputable news agencey so I guess they really did try it out! haha
2007-06-11 22:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by bi_tgrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would kind of blow their gay ban in the military. Somebody would have to test it out to see if works. I am all for using such a device when it has become perfected, but only under certain conditions. The army it would be used against would have to be really hot and they would have to make them US citizens immediately. If they did use it, more than ten percent of the American forces would cross the line. They make videos about things like that. A whole army of gay guys? It would give a whole new meaning to hand to hand combat. Go rainbow warriors!
2007-06-11 18:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW... seems such as you have somewhat have been given a woody on your individual government. besides, you heard incorrect. The purple gay bomb (with latex masking) replaced into being synthetic for dropping on Russia and China. The plan replaced into to drop the enormous-one on the two and tell all the islamists interior the worldwide that they've been all queers. and you recognize how they experience approximately gays. Oh properly, now we can't use it-Mister Tattletale!
2016-10-16 23:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by bruinius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's so anti-gay that it's pro-gay. I can't imagine anything better than if every Iraqi just simultaneously dropped their AK 47's and their pants/skirts/burkas/etc. at the same time and started a massive desert love parade.
2007-06-11 15:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Pascal D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've read about this and it is useless. Hitler's SS was made exclusively of gay men before Hitler decided he didn't like gays (Gay men were less likely to be seduced by jewish women and typically didn't have spouses to split loyalties with). The Israeli and Canadian army have out gays and they both do the job okay.
If you were to turn an army gay it wouldn't make much difference from a tactical viewpoint. You should post this in the military section and see what they think.
FYI they also had a device that made you produce waste in your pants, that didn't work out too well either.
2007-06-11 15:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ninja grape juice 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Where do they get their information from? 1950? Maybe if they release a gay spy into the enemy's base, the enemy will catch gay, and spread it throughout the nation.
2007-06-11 18:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by allhailkirby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, are you kidding, even if it were possible, gay guys would be stealing that chemical and spraying every straight guy that they found attractive(and sending it in letters to every homophobe in the country).
2007-06-11 14:58:27 · answer #8 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that story is so bizzare, i keep telling myself some hacker wrote it and put it on there. are we sure this is for real? the part about "becoming overwhelmingly attractive to one another" sound like a bunch of crapola... would the state dept really say that? is that logical? wouldn't the queer army hump the other side to death??
i'm kidding... btw... and, man... the state dept is dumb.
2007-06-11 15:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by thirty-one characters 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am glad I finally found you, God. You are not what I expected, but what the heck! You haven't grant me any wish, so please let this be the one. I want the bomb, I want the bomb, I want the bomb. I'll go with "every1sgay" to the ballet.
2007-06-11 15:27:46 · answer #10 · answered by AliBaba 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋