2007-06-11 13:15:17 · 26 answers · asked by babyi'melectricc. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Whats Brown and Sticky?....................... A stick
2007-06-11 13:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by MtnMn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something funny.
2007-06-11 13:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something funny.
2007-06-11 13:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by volcom girl. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you have any knowledge about music this might make you laugh..
Once there was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn't that wonderful a player, so he sat at the back of the section. One day he was cleaning out his attic and discovered an old lamp. He gave it a rub and out popped a genie.
"For letting me out of my lamp I'll grant you three wishes!" he said.
The violist thought for a moment and replied, "Make me a far better musician than I am now."
The genie told him that this would be done. He was to go to sleep, and in the morning he would be a much better musician. The next day he woke up to find himself the principal violist of the Symphony. Well, this was just great, he thought! But he knew he could do better. He rubbed the lamp again, and out popped the genie.
"You have two more wishes!" he said.
"I want you to make me a better musician than I am even now!"
Once again, the genie told him to go to bed, and when he woke up it would be so. When the violist awoke, he found he was now the principal violist of the Berlin Philharmonic. Well, the violist thought this was pretty grand, but knew he could do better yet. He rubbed on the lamp again, and once more out came the genie.
"This is your last wish." the genie said.
"I want you to make me yet a better musician still!"
Yet again, he was told to go to sleep. The next morning, he woke up to find himself back in Winnipeg, sitting in the last desk of the second violin section.
2007-06-11 13:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Shey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about something funny and embarassing?
I had to drive in Driver's Ed today and once I was done and shut off the car my instructor showed me his hand so I gave him a five.... and he was asking for the keys!!!! I felt SO stupid! So he goes "Okay you can give me a five then give me the keys." ----I can't get over how stupid I feel!!!! =I
2007-06-11 13:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better yet, I'll show you something funny. Look in a mirror.
2007-06-11 13:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse and John Kerry walk into a bar.
Bartender asks "Why the long faces?"
2007-06-11 13:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by hcw_07 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat sleeps on me every night and snores in my face. She needs some Breathe-Right strips or something, lol.
2007-06-11 13:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chicken tastes like wood
2007-06-11 13:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks in to his wife and has a lamb under his arm. He says "Honey, this is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache". His wife says "That's a lamb you stupid idiot"! He says "I was talking to the lamb".
2007-06-11 13:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
"That hit the spots!" hahahaha
2007-06-11 13:23:15 · answer #11 · answered by MrTwister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋