No plagiarizing.
2007-06-11 13:02:06 · 20 answers · asked by it's me 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
It's time I start dancing to my own tune instead of whatever is playing on the radio.
2007-06-11 13:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My theory of stupon radiation. "This insidious sub-atomic behavior particle, the stupon, is wreaking havoc. Encountering a field of stupon radiation may make smart people act stupid occasionally, but some humans are stupon emitters. If two or more stupon emitters are in proximity (like on freeways or at political rallies), the colliding stupon particles form a dangerous isotope particulate known as the moron. Sadly, as more and more morons are produced, they increase the atmospheric disturbances that threaten the protective layer of the sky known as the bozone layer, accelerating the cycle. We need to find a way to prevent air pollution from increasing the hole in the bozone layer of the upper atmosphere. Ambient stupon radiation is reaching us in higher and higher levels as the bozone layer thins. If something isn't done soon, all of us turning into clowns will be the least of our worries."
2016-05-17 21:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A beautiful heart is worth far more than a beautiful face"... I get told often that people like my physical appearance. And it can get very uncomfortable when it is all a person can see. There exists so much more beneath my visage. True beauty comes from within. I could care less what people look like, all I care for is personality, character, intelligence, and heart. But I've noticed Im one of few; not too many think as I do. But I guess that must be the beauty of diversity.
2007-06-11 13:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people are not enabled by their experiences, some are disabled by them.
My friend was talking about how wise her parent was b/c of how tough that parent's life was growing up and I said this to show I was seeing through the smoke and mirrors.
2007-06-11 13:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I need more handicapped people working at McDonalds... they ALWAYS get my order right"
"We will be best friends forever... we'll be the old ladies in the nursing home who sit together all day and make life miserable for everyone else"
"You can take the trash out of Wal-Mart but you can't take the.... trash out of Wal-Mart."
"You tawdry c*nt!... I don't know what tawdry means, but I know what c*nt means!"
"When my dad gets angry at work, he CLEANS like crazy! People ask if he can stop by their house and clean up a bit, hence the Angry Dad Cleaning Service... I'll just drop my dad off at someone's house, hand him a mop and bucket and tell him "you'll be alone forever""
"This is the last game... I gotta get some work done; I can't stay up all night kicking your guys' a$$es at Guess Who."
2007-06-11 13:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by HP Wombat 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
A touch of reality is always preceded by a touch of insanity.
2007-06-12 02:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Incrdble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorite is:
"I don't mind work; I just don't like doing it for a living."
(c)opyright 1980 by John Chalinder
2007-06-11 13:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by John Silver 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Television is the chewing gum of the mind.
2007-06-11 13:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by Christopher F 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I actually said this once..."I think my slurch is speed". I was with friends who still tease me about it, over 30 years later. One of them even wrote a song based on it.
2007-06-11 13:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by nouryture 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have to think about this one but when you do it makes a lot of sense. "You take yourself with you where ever you go".
2007-06-11 13:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by madisonian51 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋