Can you write an interesting paragraph or 2 or more that includes these song titles by Gretchen Wilson?

Question

1. Redneck woman
2. Here for the party
3. I don't feel like loving you tosay
4. All jacked up.
5. Good morning heartache
6. To tell the truth

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Answer 1

When Lizzy was walking down the road in her trailer park in Florida she felt a sigh escaping her lips, while thinking of her old life in Maryland. It wasn't exactly D.C. lifestyle, to tell the truth, but it was still so much more city than here, so much more sophiticated that she wondered for the zillionth time that month, how on earth she ended up becoming a redneck woman in this Godforsaken place.
Jimmy, her on again off again lover, popped his head out of his trailer and smiled affectionately when he saw her downcast expression and said; "Good morning, heartache, what's with the long face, again? The Indians stole your horses?"

He had made a habit of making the same annoying joke everytime he saw her in a sour mood, and she usually played along with it, but today all her suppressed emotions, her bitterness, her resentment, everything felt all jacked up, all seemed to be operating in a more amplified way.
So, she simply said; " I don't feel like loving today".

Jimmy rolled his eyes and said, "Baby, things won't change by sulking, talk to that darn attorney of yours again and see if there are any new developments".

Lizzy couldn't help but agree. Her mood was bringing everyone down and she had no more time to waste, so she said;" You're right, I'll call him up today, he has been acting like I'm here for the party, sunbathing and enjoying the freaking swamps, ever since the news broke, but if the deal gets finally settled, I'd be out of here in a heartbeat."

Then she walked up to his trailer, to make memories worth remembering.

As they say, all is well that ends well.

Answer 2

Once, I met a Redneck Woman, who was just Here for the Party. She got All Jacked Up and told her boyfriend "Ya know, To Tell the Truth, I don't feel like loving you today". So she left by herself and the next morning she had to wake up alone, saying Good Morning Heartache and Goodbye to her lover. She made up with him the next day and they were married about a year or 2 later.

Answer 3

There was a girl named Jill, a real Redneck Woman, that was heading home for the summer to tell her parents how she really felt. When she got there she looked at her mother and said "To tell you the truth" I am never going back again. Her mother was furious and threw her out of the house. On that she headed over to buba's house and announced I am Here for the Party. She got All Jacked up and shouted at the top of her lungs Buba "I don't feel like Loving You Today" so say Good Morning Heartache. The next day she woke up with no where to live and no one to love.......

Answer 4

-To tell you the truth-, living here in the great state of Kentucky, being a -Redneck woman- Is one of the finest places I've ever lived. To each there own, neighbors a half mile down the road, can get-all jacked up- all they want, really think its the moonshine and special weed they grow , but shh, on that thought, that's the city gal in me, will shake her off in time. Still wake up with the feelings of-Good morning heartache-, but with my new life and grand-baby here, plus my very special E-mail friends, me & ebby will be doing just fine. I'm -here for the party- not of booze and late nite dancing, and early morning hangover's, but the party of living life each day, knowing I've been blessed.

Answer 5

Ellie Mae Cornpone was feeling mighty unloved!!! She had woken up at the crack of dawn feeling kind of randy and had playfully nudged Jethro, her husband of 20 years hoping for a little "eye opener" action. At first he had feigned sleep but since she was persistant and would not take no for an answer, he had finally been forced to say "Hell,woman, I just don't feel like loving you today!!!" She had jumped from the bed incensed and really hurt!! "Well Good morning heartache" she said out loud, feeling sorry for herself. She had begun to sniffle, but then caught site of herself in the dresser mirror. Surveying her ample charms with a critical eye she saw nothing wanting.
"Hmmmph"! she said. "There are PLENTY of men who would love to get some of this. She patted her oversized bosoms lovingly and sneered at old Jethro who was now snoring loudly!
She decided that old Jethro needed to be "learned" a lesson. She called her old friend "Henrietta the Hooch" and said she wanted to come to the next one of her infamous parties and as luck would have it, Henny was having one just that very night!!!
As Ellie Mae got ready for the party she spent a good long time on her toilette. "Aint nobody gonna say this Redneck woman don't know how to clean up real nice" She stuffed a perfume soaked cotton ball between her bosoms and was on her way!!
Arriving early, there were only two people there. "I'm here for the party" she had announced, as she walked in. Gilroy Bluthers was one of the two people there so far and he ushered her in, feasting his one good eye on her womanly wares. "Good Lord" she thought eyeing the sorry looking Gilroy."I sure hope Henny has better than this coming" As Gilroy ran to get her a drink a few more guests arrived. It was mostly creepy characters, mainly men that looked all jacked up! Ellie Mae had now had two drinks and was looking around at the "prospects" Believe it or not Gilroy was the best of the lot!! She got up and went to thank the hostess upon leaving.
"This is a GREAT party Henny, but to tell you the truth, I just realized I really LOVE my husband" She rushed out and walked back towards her farm hoping she'd get home before Jethro did. Gilroy watched her go with his one good eye thinking "All the good ones are married"
Let's hope Jethro wises up before it's too late!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Well, at present I awoke, and made up our minds to make myself breakfast. But, whilst I opened the refrigerator, I found out that there was once no milk at present. So, I requested my girldriend if I might borrow her auto to move get a few. She mentioned, "Baby, you'll be able to force my auto. But that is the final time. You want your possess wheels, honey." So, I grabbed the keys and headed out. As if I wasn't bummed sufficient, whilst I began up the auto essentially the most worrying tune ever was once gambling on my radio: "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy." I grabbed the radio, ripped it out, and hurled it out of the auto. It smacked a person upside the pinnacle. I do not care although, it was once no person I recognize. I practically bought to the shop, whilst a watermelon flew from a window and hit me within the face. I by accident swerved off the street and correct into the storefront. Needless to mention, I am now a fugitive, desired for attack, estate harm, and vehicle robbery. Sucks to be me.