2007-06-11 11:12:20 · 9 answers · asked by Erica 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is the first joke to make me laugh in awhile (and, believe it or not, it's clean!):
A man walked into a restaurant followed by an ostrich. The man said “I'll have a hamburger and french fries”. The ostrich said “I'll have the same”. The waitress gave the man the bill, which was $9.40, and, to the waitresses amazement, the man reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $9.40.
Next night, the man and the ostrich come back to the restaurant. The man said, once again, “I'll have a hamburger and french fries”. The ostrich said, once again, “I'll have the same”. The waitress gave the man the bill, which was $9.40, and, once again, the man reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $9.40.
The next evening, the man and the ostrich came back to the restaurant. The waitress asked them if they wanted the usual. The man exclaimed, “No it's Friday night and I'm gonna splurge. I'll have the filet mignon and a baked potato”. The ostrich said “I'll have the same”. The waitress brought the bill to the table, which was this time $51.84. The waitress was dumbfounded when the man reached into his pocket and pulled out EXACTLY $51.84.
She said to the man, “I have to know, how do you reach into your pocket and without looking pull out the exact amount every time?” The man said “I found a magic lamp and a genie appeared and promised to grant me two wishes”. His first wish was that, no matter how big or small the amount, every time he needed money, he would reach into his pocket and the exact amount he needed would just be there. The waitress was impressed and then asked “What about the ostrich?”. The man said “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big booty who follows me everywhere and agrees with anything I say.”
Hope you liked it!
2007-06-11 11:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Kate v.7.0 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-17 21:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of crap on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it.
A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of crap , the little dwarf shouts out
"I just did that!"
So the big man kicked his rear end !
2007-06-11 11:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny jokes
2007-06-11 11:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
il give u a link 2 sthin similar
(kind of jokes played, u probably knw them)
open youtube and search smosh the users(ian and anthony) i was pretty bored the other day and that show really made me laugh...
haha ur prob thinkin thats not wat i wanted
2 bad lol
2007-06-11 11:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by 2guitars_and_an_Amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not the best with jokes :(
2007-06-11 11:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by Becky<3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could but I'd probably get a violation so nevermind
2007-06-11 11:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the pumpkin have a face?
It was a pumpkinhead.
2007-06-11 11:21:16 · answer #8 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArhxY_4vO08pBp8lmFTriMLty6IX?qid=20070429152313AAPDHyk
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avk6laPM4Ff1q6LIbG4rnyTty6IX?qid=20070430191335AAd3ZIs
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar9ST1Sl1BJ1kbAGm231VJnty6IX?qid=20070503154941AALEpQi
2007-06-11 11:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋