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That stuff doesn't last a day at my place....

2007-06-11 10:43:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yep. Let me tell you, when I was little, I didn't know the difference between "cereal" and "serial"... So when I heard that serial killers went to prison, I started eating cereal only in the closet where no one could see me.
It was really embarrasing when I finally got it explained to me at nine...

2007-06-11 10:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Up until that half bowl that is left at the end, then I have trouble with finishing it off. So I guess I am not a killer but more of a torturer. Maybe one day I will find the mercy within my heart to finish it off. Until then a warning to out cereals out there, you better jockey for position in the bottom of the bag cuz I'm a comin' fer ya.

2007-06-11 10:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by bigfurness 2 · 0 0

I confess that I am a Cereal Killer also. I go through at least 2 boxes per week.

2007-06-11 11:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by rudyg39 3 · 0 0

I swear you have exceeded virtually all the different poets here. you have honed your skills to the place you may tackle of the main user-friendly of issues....breakfast cereal and make a comical and relaxing poem. you're a genius!!! I enjoyed it and and that's lunchtime and guess what i'm having.....Captain Crunch....I in basic terms remembered there is a few in the cabinet!!! i assume i will consume some and grow to be a cereal killer too!!!! Peace & Love :)

2016-10-09 00:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My bf has a sweater that says cereal killer. And yes I am. I love the stuff!!!!!

2007-06-11 10:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by glimlach 5 · 0 0

Yeah I help i_luv_tigers. I'm the one with the large pickup truck who drives to her house at night and gathers the empty cereal boxes. I drive them to a remote cliff and bury them, so no one will know of our evil deeds. But you guys can keep a secret, right???? We also have been known to get a little gory with the crackers...

2007-06-11 12:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh yeah! When I was a kid, it was frosted flakes, but now it's Honey Nut Cheerios. I love those things! And when I'm trying to stay away from sweets and having a hard time with it, I munch on those instead. (I'm not sure how many calories I save when I'm buying my Cheerios a case at a time, but it makes me feel like I'm making an effort.)

2007-06-11 21:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 0 0

I eat oatmeal during the winter but when my sons were all at home, they went through cereal like Grant through Richmond.

2007-06-11 10:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 1 0

Yeah. I'm feared by everything from cocoa puffs to rice crispies. they cower in fear, but those things don't last a chance. with milk jug in one hand and spoon in the other, they are devoured in a minute flat. I'm wanted in the cereal aisles of every grocerie store, but i always manage to grab my prey...

2007-06-11 11:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by Puss In Suit 5 · 2 0

Yes, I'm afraid I am. I can single-handedly devour an entire box in just a day or two.

2007-06-11 10:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by WillyC 5 · 0 0

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