pointless survey: 002, the uneatable sequel!?

Question

AGAIN, IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR &/OR ARE OFFENDED BY MY NONSENSE, GO AWAY...NOW!

how's my avatar look?
a)hmmm, sexy
b) haven't i seen you before, like on a cheesy reality show like american idol?
or
c) the number 9 smells funny.

do you like greenday?
a) 42
b) yes, as a mater of fact, i AM wearing high heels
or
c) i plead the 5th

if bill gates walked up to you & asked for some spare change, what would you do?
a) give him that puzzled look & walk away scratching your head
b) blame the government
or
c) give ME $5

do you fear this survey will get redundant?
a) yes
b) no
or
c) only on weekends

do you fear this survey will get redundant?
a) yes
b) no
or
c) only on weekends

did you like this survey
a) the moose inside my head nods yes
b) the penguin in my left kidney shakes his head no
or
c) thank god (even if you don't believe in him) this survey is ALMOST over

last question... for now.
why?
a) pig
b) 'tis a flesh wound
or
c) i wuv u!

Answer 1

1) c
2) a
3) c (What do you mean "Give ME $5."? Do you mean give ME $5, or give YOU $5? Whatever.)
4) a
5) a
6) a
7) b
Don't I get a free Apple IPod Nano* for taking this survey? Or at least a nice toaster**?

Answer 2

a million~suitable or backside: the two 2~in front or in the back of? in the back of. 3~love or lust? No. 4~beer or bowl? beer. 5~lower back backyard or front backyard? lower back backyard boogie. 6~parking zone or motor vehicle? comparable difference. 7~do you comprehend how plenty I care approximately you? No. you do not care.

Answer 3

Waay too long for me

Have a cookie!

Answer 4

u must b really bored if u had the time to do all of this

Answer 5

I plee the 5th to all your questions.

Answer 6

D. Remeber it from the show power rangers
B.
A.
A.
A.
A.
C,

Answer 7

c) for all of them except the last one, b)

Answer 8

I like grapes!

Answer 9

I pick "C" for all.

How many did I get correct????

Answer 10

xhtc;nin/ln/oml


The cat decided to answer for me !