If you had the power?

Question

If you could be a king or a queen for the day, and you had to make up three laws that should be followed at all times, what would they be. Have fun with it! I'm bored! 10 points for best answer. :)

Mine-

Law #1- Dress up as anything.
Law #2- Give one thing to at least one person.
Law #3- Always have chocolate! :)

Answer 1

*In order to operate a motor vehicle, one must comply with the following:
*Be eating a lollipop
*Have at least 3 Speeding Tickets on Your Record
*You may not wear shoes while operating said vehicle

*In order to legally own and use a cellular phone, one must send at least 39058 text messages per day. Picture messages count as 2, because they take longer to send.

*You must do at least one favor for someone each day. This may include any combination of the following: sitting in a vehicle while eating a lollipop, lending others your speeding tickets, sitting shoeless in another person's vehicle. In addition, as long as you use their phone, you may send text/picture messages in the name of others. Your favor must, in some way, help someone else to comply with the laws. You have the option, if you choose, to do favors for people and give credit for the favor to someone else.

*If you do not go along with these laws, you may choose the course of your own demise. The options are as follows:
*You may be beheaded with a rusted spork.
*Your limbs may be removed with the assisstance of a blunt spoon.
*You may be duct-taped to the ground, and run over with a lawn mower that has a rusted blade.
*If none of the above appeal to you, you may instead be condemned to eternity of being the mascot for a local fast-food restaurant.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Law 1: nobody works on saturday, its party day at the palace and everyone is invited
Law 2: taxes are cut to 1/2
Law 3: Lunch time is now 2 1/2 hrs long

Answer 4

Law #1 - You must perform (at least) one random kind deed a day.

Law #2 - Everyone gets an hour siesta during the work day

Law #3 - Gossip is punishable with 10 hours of community service per offense.

Answer 5

Law #1- Give half of our food to the kids in Ethiopia and the countries around it
Law#2- Give half of our water to Australia (i heard that they're going through a water drought)
Law#3 Get all the endangered animal and make the do the u know what so they can have tons of babies and the hopefully won't be endagered anymore =)

Answer 6

law 1. Daily bath.
law 2. Mandatory 1 hour lunch periods.
law 3. One good deed daily.

Answer 7

1. that every single person no matter how old or how much money got free medical care. it should be a rite not a privilage... everyone gets sick but we cant all afford a dr.

2. that at least one time per day every single person had to do one random act of kindness.

3.that everyone who was able to work and trying or who had worked in there lives had enough money to pay there bills and a little xtra.

Answer 8

Law #1- everyone must wear clothes that fit them, no fatties in bikinis

Law #2- everyone gets free health care, kinda lame I know but I can not afford mine and its pissing me off

Law #3- You have to pass a test and get a license to have offspring

Answer 9

1. E will no longer equal Mc², instead E will equal E, and if E has a problem with that, I'll kick his @ss!
2. I will put an end to political correct bullshit.
3. and finally, stupidity WILL be considered a type of insanity.

Answer 10

1: they shall all wear rediculous ties (muwhahaha)
2: give all the chocolate in the world to me*
3: have fun