Is this a good idea prove my worth?

Question

Right now I'm a senior in high school going to college. In about 10-15 years I plan on having a career and good money. I also want do something crazy. SLAP A LION. No weapons, no armor, just me, my pumas, and my will to prove a point. I plan on going to Africa and finding a old (if dying, perfect!) lion and slapping it TWICE if I can. Any suggestions on how I could do this without getting killed or injuryed?
My plan is to get into perfect shape (already in ok shape. 5'5 167 pounds. 14% body fat. wrestled for 2yrs and played football for 2yrs) during my 10-15 yr wait. I also plan to become almost a Lion research Master to know lion's habits. Then life with African tribes for about a year to know how to hunt.

I AM DEAD SERIOUS. I plan to post this on youtube, if they still have it in like 15yrs.
What else could I do to get ready?
This is my fourth time posting this.....

I really have no passions...

Answer 1

You worth is what you can do for others. I don't see that is invloved. It is all about you...put your passion and energy to something more valuable to prove your worth.

Answer 2

Magic Mountain used to have an old toothless movie lion. They'd let kids be photographed with it! I s'pose you could look around for an old movie lion. Good luck with that.

Answer 3

First sneak up on him, slap him and head for a tree, then get a diversion somewhere else and then run to a jeep nearby and get as far away as possible. ps. id like to see that but I can't comprehend a mind so twisted that it comes up with a dream like this one.

Answer 4

here is what i say have someone come with you and hope the hell you can run faster than him :P