top ten things PMS stands for:
10) Psychotic Mood Shift
9)Pack My Stuff
8)Perpetual Munching Spree
7)Puffy Mid Section
6)People Make me Sick
5)Provide Me with Sweets
4)Pardon My Sobbing
3)Pimples May Surface
2)Pass My Sweatpants
1)Planly Men Suck
to add to that i'v seen a licence plate that said:
PMS.....nobody cut me off.
and another one that said:
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was alredy taken.
Here is a story for ya to:
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondish wish," The Genie said
The man thought for a moment, then said "I want a spectacular job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"poof!" said the Genie "you're a housewife."
2007-06-11 08:16:05 · 28 answers · asked by ■ Jessie ■ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol that did make me in a great mood, thanks!!!
2007-06-11 08:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by liviaomgwtf. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot about "Pissedoff Man Syndrome".
2007-06-11 08:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a great one. That will be All the above for me :) Thank you so much for that
2007-06-11 08:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by cappuccino_lava 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair to middling joke.
2007-06-11 08:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,that's funny
2007-06-11 08:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by Cutie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol your forgot the man syndrom like the other one said
2007-06-11 08:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by dawniebear22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That story is awesome! Very funny material there. Good laughs... :D
2007-06-11 08:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by J. Lee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, lovely, very lovely, but i didn't feel bad in the first place!
2007-06-11 08:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lollipop 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was great, never heard of some of those! Thnx
2007-06-11 08:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Crash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Nice
2007-06-11 08:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEEHEEHEE!!!!!! every ailment women have begins with men..
menstruation
mental illness
2007-06-11 08:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by nease174 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋