CAN I SEE SOME OFFICE SPACE quotes????

Question

my favorite movie of all time is office space......i mean i seriously have a crazy unhealthy obsission with it....i want to see who can give me the best quote off the movie....thanks!!!

BTW MY FAVORITE SCENE IS IN THE RESTAURANT WHEN JOANNE (JENNIFER ANISTON) SAYS "I REALLY DONT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY FLAIR"

I ALSO IM QUITE FOND OF "PC LOAD LETTER....WHAT THE F@!K IS THAT?

Answer 1

Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

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Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

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Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

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Samir: This is a... ****!

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Bill Lumbergh: [in Peter's dream, Lumbergh is oiled up and having sex] You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

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Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

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Bob Slydell: Would you bear with me for just a second, please?
Peter Gibbons: OK.
Bob Slydell: What if - and believe me this is a hypothetical - but what if you were offered some kind of a stock option equity sharing program. Would that do anything for you?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys.
Bob Slydell: Absolutely, the pleasure's all on this side of the table, trust me.
Peter Gibbons: Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.
Bob Porter: Excellent.
Bob Slydell: Great... Wow.

Answer 2

Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Answer 3

Damn! That whole film is full of great lines. Current fave:
"I gotta drag my *** outta bed everyday at five am, yeah Im doing the dry wall at the new macdonalds up in Los Colinas"

Answer 4

"You haven't motivated him enough" (one of the Bobs)
"Yeah I'm gonna hafta go ahead and ask you to work this Saturday" (Lundberg)

In my bookstore, a division of Barnes and Noble, we have an Office Space kit, it has Milton's red stapler, TPS report cover sheets, a jump to conclusions mat, and Lundberg's coffee cup from Initech. ! I love this movie too.

Answer 5

I'll just brun downthe building-Sounds liek someones got a case of the mondays-Yeah that would be great

My boyfriend is obsessed with that movie-I dream that movie-your not alone

Answer 6

I like: if things go right I'm gonna be showing her my O-face, you know what I'm talking 'bout...oh, oh, oh...

The REASON that I like that line best is because there was a guy at my work who looked, sounded, and acted just like that guy.

Answer 7

"I wouldn't say I was 'missing' work"--as the lead actor in the movie had his follow-up interview w/the quality assurance guys. It is a funny movie.

Answer 8

I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.


btw your butt is so hugable

Answer 9

mmmmm Yeah.

or "I can show you my O face, OH OH OH OH "