The best thing you can do is make him dinner with the kids and get him a B-day card. Tell him how wonderful of a father he is and how you appreciate him. That would be the best B-day present since materialistic things can't replace appreciation.
2007-06-11 09:15:58
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answered by Cerealkiller 2
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Easy.
1) Drop kids off at your moms
2) Be totally naked when he comes home from work
3) Start him off with a B J like you were bit by a snake and he di ck has the antidote
4) After you cu m offer him an al!
It will be the best birthday he has had in year with NO COST!
Good luck!
2007-06-11 07:07:09
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answered by Steve J 2
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Meet him somewhere, it doesn't matter where. Get yourself all made up, with his favorite perfume, a sexy dress and heels, a bra, but only if needed, and no panties.
Come on to him and see what happens when he finds you "forgot " your panties!
Happy Birthday Baby! This is the perfect gift without spending a dime--at least not on the panties.
2007-06-11 07:17:40
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answered by Julius4U 3
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Make him a candle lit dinner just the two of you. Find a babysitter and have a quiet evening. Just the two of you. He will probably enjoy it.. Hope I helped -- Chels<3
2007-06-11 07:07:00
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answered by Chels_? 2
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Let me see shove the kids off to the grandparents and have a night of wild love making.
2007-06-11 07:04:50
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answered by Livinrawguy 7
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Sex coupons.
"This coupon good for one strip tease with outfit of your choice."
"This coupon good for one shoulder rub - ear nibbles included."
You get the idea...
They expire a year from his birthday - make them cute, draw pics, heck, you could even print off naughty clip art or something. Wrap them up in an elaborate box way too big for the coupons so he is totally confused.
2007-06-11 07:12:15
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answered by d_nanner 2
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He's a guy, so I'd say sex of some sort. You know there s something he doesn't get often (if ever) that he wishes he did.
2007-06-11 07:05:09
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answered by SvetlanaFunGirl 4
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Babysitter, and give him a night home with just you! Use your imagination on what to do!
2007-06-11 07:05:26
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answered by me4tennessee 6
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make a cake and put like happy bday dad and like write it out in candy....it gets the thought to him and then when you get paid he can pick out what he wants
2007-06-11 07:19:32
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answered by Anonymous
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oh there lots of things i can think of but none i can tell you. cause yahoo Nazi's will conceal my account
2007-06-11 07:12:00
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answered by Anonymous
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