Mine has to be from Shrek 2, Fairy Godmother says "Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find?! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married!"
2007-06-11 06:31:22 · 17 answers · asked by anakinjade1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Socrates was ugly, Plato was fat, and, um, and Aristotle was a prissy dresser! Just like that Judas guy, that Jesus kisser! -Life of David Gale
2007-06-11 06:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by cookoonut02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Shrek 2: Ogre Bowler is a bowling game with Shrek as a main theme that carries on these great game.
You should definitely try it
2014-09-27 04:27:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.
The Cable Guy {1996)
2007-06-11 13:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by JeffH 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"F**K you- any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." - Loki, from the movie Dogma
The way that he just slips that in, "next to soccer", is hilarious...
2007-06-11 13:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One that comes to mind is from Animal House, when John 'Bluto' Blutarsky (John Belushi) says:
"It ain't over until we say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?''
Still cracks me up.
2007-06-11 13:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by kilo-bravo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"'How do you know so much about swallows, my leige?' 'Well, you have to know these things when you're king.'"
I like it just a little more than "We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say, 'Ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing zrowm...'"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, most random movie I have ever seen!!!
2007-06-14 03:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by Mysterious Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kumar? What kind of name is that? What is it, like 5 O's and 2 U's??
2007-06-11 13:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by nsrpd101 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity." - from the movie Clerks
2007-06-14 18:08:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. " -Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn), YOung Frankenstein
2007-06-11 13:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Abby_Normal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I want my jar of dirt."
-Captain Jack Sparrow
From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
2007-06-11 13:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by Prufrock 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋