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Are there any good liscenced pet psychics near northern california?? I need to hear what my kittys are saying.

2007-06-11 05:55:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

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Most are fakes...read your cats body language yourself and you'll be able to tell what she is saying.

2007-06-11 05:59:54 · answer #1 · answered by Yoyo 3 · 2 0

You're in luck...
I'm from Northern California, and I am a licensed Pet Psychic...

Just from reading your question, I can do an online reading for you right now, and dispel your fears about your kittys' secret inner life...

They are saying...

"Man...! Our human is really falling for our cute kitten act...what a sucka!!! We got her by the hairballs...!!! And now she's got this schmuck reading our minds, right now...!!! Quick! Here she comes...! Mew real loud and cute...Hurry!!!"

Don't worry, maam...They're perfectly normal, and are ready to begin the next phase of their cute little lives....

Destroying your carpet and furniture...

2007-06-11 06:06:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LMFAO!

"LICENSED" pet psychic? !!!

Let me guess. The State has a test that must be passed before it issues a license?

Only in California.

2007-06-11 06:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1 1

Your cats probably aren't trying to say anything to you, on account of the fact that they're cats... and you aren't. It's probably just gas or something.

2007-06-11 06:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by arkansaszippers 3 · 1 0

You can figure it out for yourself. Just look at them and watch their body language.

2007-06-11 05:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by marie 7 · 1 0

i think that thats a waist of money

2007-06-11 06:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by dizzi 2 · 0 0

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