will the new bird flu vaccine promote us to have inappropriate relationships with birds?
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2007-06-11 05:38:02 · 5 answers · asked by shelly 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
About 25 years ago, I got drunk and had a one-night stand with a parrot. I think Hypofocus might be my son! (Sorry, Hypofocus, I couldn't resist the temptation.)
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
During Prohibition, I poisoned industrial ethyl alcohol by adding enough wood alcohol to it to make thousands of people go blind. They had it coming. It was for their own good.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,881577,00.html
In the late 60's , I sprayed paraquat on South American marijuana crops. A US Environmental Protection Agency publication says "Smoking Paraquat-contaminated marijuana does not result in lung damage as the herbicide is pyrolyzed to dipyridyl (which does not present a toxic hazard) during smoking". However, some people baked it into brownies. "Ingesting paraquat causes symptoms such as liver, lung, heart, and kidney failure within several days to several weeks." They had it coming. It was for their own good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraquat
I made sure the U.S. Agency for International Development will cut off funds for any organization that gives condoms to prostitutes, so whores & johns will get AIDS and die. They have it coming. It's for their own good.
http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:fFEPClT20lQJ:www.urbanjustice.org/pdf/press/salon_02may07.pdf+foreign+aid+condoms+sex-workers&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=9&gl=us
13-year-old sluts shouldn't get HPV vaccinations because that would prevent them from getting cancer. They have it coming. It's for their own good.
2007-06-11 06:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ray Eston Smith Jr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was just about to go have sex with a bird too. Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure only to have sex with vaccinated birds. Just like all those girls who were going to remain virgins, but suddenly remembered that they were vaccinated for one of the many STDs they could get and next thing you know they're on "Girls Gone Wild."
2007-06-11 12:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But the vaccine isn't full proof. You'll still need to get a pap test every 2-3 years?
2007-06-11 14:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course!
And an Alzheimer's vaccine will clearly cause us to think about inappropriate sex, instead of forgetting about such sinful things.
2007-06-11 12:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by C-Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but it will promote the birds to have inappropriate relations with us.
2007-06-11 12:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋