she promised the fire department she wouldnt do that again!!!!
2007-06-11 05:34:03 · 21 answers · asked by james l 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
first break the oven.Then hide all the pots or melt them even better take them to a steel salvage yard and get a few dollars.This leaves the bbq.Im not saying women are scared to bbq but most women prefer a man to do that.So prepare for a diet filled with meat and raw or bbq veggies.
If this fails too now this is dangerous but blow up the bbq!
Rely on take out you may get fat and it will cost alot but think of the nights of dissapointment on your wifes face when you say her cooking sucks.If ya love her ya wanna avoid the dissapointment.
Good luck and remember dominos 5-5-5 deal
2007-06-11 05:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by butchdalton 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some new baggy-fitting, flannel button-down shirts. Take them to a taylor and have him sew in hidden pockets inside the shirt. Every time your ready for a bite, draw her attention someplace else. When she's not looking, utilize the deep-pockets to collect the food. Dispose of to neighborhhod pets and eat at McDonalds just befor you get home every night. Sounds like you'll minimize the local pet population.
2007-06-11 13:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure the fire dept. is on speed dial! Also buy a dog you can feed him the dinner when her back is turned.
2007-06-11 12:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unwire the stove and pray the fire extinguisher is close enough to the microwave
2007-06-11 12:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by wizjp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
watch the classic movie "Stripes" with bill Murray, john Candy, harold ramis, judge rhineholt, etc. when you get to the part about the "Aunt jeremima" treatment, you'll know what to do. have a spatula. and a star
2007-06-11 14:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you cook that will slove the problem. Oh yea there's take out.
2007-06-11 12:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by kim t 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fire extinguishers in every corner of that kitchen. NOW!
2007-06-11 12:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by RanaBanana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a dog
and start feeding it to the him
on the down low.
2007-06-11 12:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take out!
2007-06-11 12:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by pinniethewooh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha well eat her meal and then remind her of her promise
2007-06-11 12:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by smores 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋