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I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises?
I made a list I'm certain can get me elected.
If I'm elected president, I will…
Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can't vote on anything.
Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?).
Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too).
Give a presidential pardon to … no one, ever. Baretta was right in the '70s, "Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. Don't do it!"
2007-06-11 03:15:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Lol, I like your sense of humour. I would vote for you! Have a nice day! =)
2007-06-11 03:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lady G 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah, actors in office have been a disaster so far. Murphy, Reagan, Da Schwartz, Ventura..
I'd vote for doing away with the secret service, that's such a nazi thing. Also save money by ceasing to fund presidential "libraries", monuments to bad taste and organized plundering.
Resurrecting Bruce Lee is a good idea, as long as he's been dead, he could still out-think homeland screw-uppity.
2007-06-11 10:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Chuck babe, to many old farts had the job before and messed up, we don't need another bad actor.
Only 15 mins a day what wimps,
The Secret Service is their for the American people not just you Big Head!!
Bruce Lee was born in Hong Kong so that make him a British citizen.
2007-06-11 10:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by conranger1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think someone is having delusions of grandure. Can't say I would vote for you, Chuck.
I am a fan, but I also see that you are a guy that starred in movies, tv shows, and most of the guys you dealt with were paid to take the fall in those movies and tv shows. Not questioning the skills, Chuck, but I do question being able to do a high kick qualifies you to be President. I know that Bush thinks all one needs is a gimmick, but it really isn't the case.
Sorry.
2007-06-11 11:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck will punch the black off Obamama and red right out of Billary
2007-06-11 11:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by fade_2_black 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Newt does not jump into the race Chuck has my vote. I am still wondering what his stance on Israel is.
2007-06-11 10:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋