2007-06-11 03:05:43 · 21 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You have to start with simple things first, like teaching it to fetch!
Then move on the the english language
2007-06-11 03:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be patient with the duck and just keep on saying the word.
2007-06-11 10:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick him in the "who-ha" and he might. That is what they do to the duck in the commercials. That's why his eyes get bigger and his head bobs forward.
2007-06-11 10:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by jacobwechsel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrap duct tape around the ducks beak
2007-06-11 10:09:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just show it the figures the duck makes on the
commercial and it might strike his interest...lol
or give him a suppository
2007-06-11 10:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get it a job as an insurance adjuster. I am sure it has the brains for the job.
2007-06-11 10:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just make it watch "Gigli". Constantly. 24 hours a day.
Pretty soon it will be screaming, "NO!! NO MORE AFFLECK!!"
A couple more hours, and it'll be curled up in a ball, repeating, "AFFLECK!! AFFLECK!!"
And that's as close as it gets.
2007-06-12 03:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a magical voice box in it so that it will actually be able to do it.
DUH!!
2007-06-11 10:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you must, invite that annoying Gilbert Gottfried to your home and tell him to say it for you.
2007-06-11 10:15:11 · answer #9 · answered by Sydney Paws 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
threaten to go get the geico gecko instead
2007-06-11 15:18:57 · answer #10 · answered by NoLongerHere 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋