how many stamps do i need and how big a envelope.
ime thinking about 5.8 - 5.9..
would she appreciate bubble wrap inside as our postal service can be quite slow.??
2007-06-10 22:57:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok the u.p.s man has kindly wrapped me in bubble wrapp and said i should be there for t time
2007-06-11 00:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to pack her a bit of lunch as well! after all if she dies of starvation in the so so slow postal service she wont be much use.... Make sure you get a guarantee.... at least 7 days money back!
2007-06-10 23:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is your future bride you talking about . At least pay for recorded delivery then you can track the envelope in case she gets lost in the post .
Better idea buy two mail order brides just in case . Double your bets you will at least receive one of them then . :)
2007-06-10 23:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have 'em packed in dry ice and then thaw 'em when they get to the house. Wait at least 8 hours for marital relations after the thaw. She'll still be frigid 'til then.
2007-06-10 23:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One BIG stamp on your own face by an elephant and another by the BRIDE!
2007-06-10 23:27:13 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Rekhaa Kale 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she's slim, you might get her in a big postal tube?
I've heard they come very small and you have to soak them in water. Then they expand to full size?
2007-06-10 23:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Poblins 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont they have them all lined up in a warehouse somewhere ready to get picked, i understand custom have to give them a good looking over though so i wouldn't think it would be comfortable anyway bubble wrap or not.
2007-06-10 23:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by Flash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking you need to get a courier rather than rely on the post office - they are perishable items.
I suppose if you went for next day guaranteed it might be ok
2007-06-10 23:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by lukee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on heavy she is, where from and whether first or second class postage!!Why aren't there mail order grooms?
2007-06-10 23:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send air mail
the boat takes 3 months
2007-06-10 23:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋