I've been watching my animals at my house and I find it good that they can clean their genitals with their tounge.
I would like to do the same thing however my body can't stretch like that.
How can I make it stretch like that?
2007-06-10 20:10:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Ew. What would you want to do that? In case you didn't know, animals have much stronger immune systems than humans, so it's not AS gross for them. Again, ew. But anyway, if you want to contort yourself like that, try gradual stretching exercises like yoga. Be careful though, you wouldn't want to break your back trying to lick yourself. Just take it easy at first and you will eventually be limber enough to reach your goal. The only problem is that, being a man, it will be harder for you to reach that level of flexibility. In general, women are more flexible than men.
2007-06-10 20:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Luke ® 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha...I hope you're not serious. However, if you are, it is not possible, the human body cannot bend like that because of the number of ribs that people have. The only way to be able to do this would be to have some of your lower ribs removed.....ouch. Somehow I don't think it is worth the pain.
2007-06-10 20:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by karma_k11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO, For Pete Shakes why would you like to lick your genitals like animals do?? Take a shower and turn yourself up side down and this will clean them the way they should be cleaned. Who knows you may even like it. Lol.
poppy1
2007-06-10 20:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your problem is not the stretch of the body, but the fact that your penis is too short.
2007-06-14 04:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, wow.
Getting your bottom ribs removed works.
I remember hearing something about a celebrity getting his lower ribs removed to do that. Don't remember who though.
2007-06-10 20:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u cant u got to get sum1 2 do it 4 u
2007-06-10 20:15:30 · answer #6 · answered by !~famous~! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a couple ribs removed. Let me know how much money you save on toilet paper for a year pervert.
2007-06-10 20:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mom of 4 boys and twins 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a girlfriend.
2007-06-10 20:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by lveshckspanky 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh man thats great stuff
2007-06-10 20:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just get some one else to do it
2007-06-10 20:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by taffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋