2007-06-10 17:52:44 · 38 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i'm never on time for anything what would make this anything different
2007-06-10 17:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
1) The feds found out who I really was.
2) There was a high-speed chase on the way to the ceremony.
3) I chased a white rabbit down a rabbit-hole.
4) Wait, the wedding was TODAY?
5) Daylight Saving Time?
6) I had to quell a robot uprising.
7) My future self appeared out of nowhere and took me on a madcap adventure through time!
8) I was already here, but I was invisible.
2007-06-10 18:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My friend got drunk while setting up chairs at his home for the reception and was 1 1/2 hours late. It took him 5 years to propose.
2007-06-10 17:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ginger 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Had a date....
2007-06-10 17:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Stu Pididiot 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a sale at Souls r Us, and I just had to get that new set I've eyeing!!!
I had to snag a couple of souls for your gift my sweet!!!
Well, you see, this soul was about to jump, and I just had to save it, you know, for my collection!!
Hey I can't help it, it's my job to grab souls, no matter what time it is. Better get use to this, baby!!!
The repair shop didn't have soul-mobile ready, so I had to take public transportation!!!
2007-06-10 18:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie King 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Overslept???? LOL
there would have to be a VERY good excuse to be lae for your own wedding!
2007-06-10 17:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by Bren 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That sucks.
Um, you could say your car broke down or something.
Hm... say you saw a snail go by and you just HAD to stare at it for hours and hours...
Um... you... forgot?
yeah... um... im REALLY bad with excuses.... but you should try the snail thing! I like that one!
2007-06-10 17:57:21 · answer #7 · answered by Divine Insanity 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the rain. Also say you were in a lip-synching contest and almost won a trip for two to Honolulu. You did it for your honey!
2007-06-10 17:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Two Lips 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
flat tire
car broke down
no taxi
no money for taxi
bus was late
sub-way broke down
traffic was a bi***
I thought it was tomorrow
your sister kidnapped me
i was in jail
I lost my memory
I was being chased by rabid weasels
flesh eating gummi bears had me cornered
2007-06-10 17:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Oh, y'see, there was this gaggle of geese crossing the road, so I had to stop the car and wait, but then this wild dog comes runnin gout of nowhere, eating them alive! But then a bigger dog comes, and it's followed by 20 wild men and they eat the big dog, little dog, and the gaggle of geese."
2007-06-10 17:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Doc 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The dog ate the wedding vows? ;)
2007-06-10 17:56:01 · answer #11 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋