If you were in the Andes crash, how would you bring up the inevetible question to survive?

Answer 1

"Honey......do we have some steak sauce .....and maybe a nice Chianti?"

From the avid TV viewer, "Where's the beef?" or "Parts is parts."

...and then when the kids want to whine and stint about it, Daddy snaps "If ya don't eat ya meat...ya canna have ya puddin!"

...and for the minister...does he pray for forgiveness when he blesses the meal or wait until after the repast? Does it matter or is there some etiquette to honor?

...and of course, the vegan would abstain...but does he also remove himself effectively from the menu based upon his philosophical thoughts about dietary choices? ...and would the carnivores give a rat's "bottom" about the vegan's sensitivities about food or would they chow down on him immediately because he was the obvious choice for "the one who was not going to survive anyway."

Is this strange that we appear to be constrained to only use irreverent humor with such a repugnant but sometimes essential activity? And why is it so remarkably funny?

Answer 2

The following journal dialogue was recorded in the infamous mountain train crash that left several survivors without food for almost 3 hours, thus, forcing them to become horrified, reluctant cannibals of the their dead fellow passengers....

"Hey, Joe!!!

"Check out the @$$ on that one...!!!"

Answer 3

most likely

Answer 4

"You look like a giant hamburger......"