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"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat."

2007-06-10 17:05:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Well let's see. If you took away all the spoons, Rosie could still stuff herself with a fork and if you took away all the guns, people could still kill each other with suicide bombs. It's a losing situation no matter how you look at it.

2007-06-10 18:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Sicilian Godmother 7 · 1 0

A person has to load and raise the gun to kill you just the same as using a spoon to make you fat but you can't go on a diet after you have been fatally injured. Just a thought.

2007-06-11 01:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ted T 5 · 1 0

unless guns operate on remote controll i would say killing is done by someone who had to move the gun around and shoot someone. it takes a person in each case. chokeing on ravioli can kill you but unless strane circumstances cannot be fired into your body. no i think people are killed by objects in the gun.

2007-06-11 00:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by darren m 7 · 0 0

Good point! Rosie has bigger issues (as hard as that my be) than being fat though!

2007-06-11 06:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by MI 6 · 0 0

Rosie O' Donnell's genetics and development give her a predisposition to overeat and work out too little.. The spoon is simply the tool she uses too manifest this

People kill people.. Not guns.. but guns make it easier to kill people.. Moreso then a spoon to making someone fat.. By a large margin.. In other words, a gun is MUCH more efficient at killing people than a spoon is at making someone fat..

Logical?

2007-06-11 00:09:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 7

Spoons also made Michael Moore fat.

2007-06-11 00:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Alice in Wonderland 2 · 7 3

I agree completely, guns don't kill people, people kill people, this is also why I think everyone should have nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons don't kill people, people kill people...

2007-06-11 00:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If spoons cause obesity and obesity kills, then spoons kill.
Ban spoon.

2007-06-11 00:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1 1

Great analogy. Or you always hear on the news "A SUV killed three people today in wreck" when the SUV had nothing to do with it it was the driver that killed three people.

2007-06-11 00:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by LIL_TXN 4 · 6 2

spoons don't fatten rosie, the ravioli in them does

2007-06-11 00:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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