Or will it be closed on account of your looks?
2007-06-10 16:16:57 · 26 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-06-10 16:18:11 · update #1
~~~ HELLo FT. I wasn't gonna answer this question cuz I'm sure to get a gajillion thumbs down for a true answer, BUTT!! YSD had to go and open her muzzle. Sorry YSD BUTT!! isn't that what ya call a doggies mouth? Anywaze (I'm messing with the spell checks mind) obviously I am "open casket material", I am so darn good looking my own body turns me on. (check out one of my questions from 2 months ago), BUTT!! from childhood on I have let my people know with graphic warnings as to what will happen if anybody sticks me in a box and gawks at me after I check outta here on a permanent basis. I won't go into that (use your imagination). No. No casket for me. I am going to my last party after I die. I'm donating my beautiful cadaver to the Coroners Office Halloween party! Halloween was always my favorite time of year. So my instructions are.....save me in the frig until that scary night on October 31st. Then pin my remains to the wall and play "Pin The Scalpel On The Donelle".. It's jEst like the Donkey game with blind folds and dizzy people and all that, BUTT!! I am the main attraction, cuz I am so ATTRACTIVE. Fun game! There's more fun and stuff which I can't go into here as this is a family format. Don't wanna scare anyone. After it's tomorrow and the partys over I get to ride a conveyer belt into a gigantic oven. Fastforward to my last ride. My driver is zooming down the freeway (wrong direction). He waits for the cop cars and the cameras in the sky to follow before flinging my ashes at the nearest cop car. The End. ~~~
2007-06-11 04:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Approach the image filled with fear
As the image grows so clear
Future now takes full control
The one whose past you now behold
Touch - The flesh it is so cold
Turn away - You now have been told
Never to return, memories will last
In the future, you'll think about the past
Never to forget, what you have seen
People come to pay respect
Taking pictures of the dead
That is what life comes to be
Once they lived, now they're deceased
Death is oh so strange
The past no one can change
What you can't predict
Is how long you'll exist
Open casket - Open casket
Life will never be the same
Death can never be explained
It's their time to go beyond
Empty feeling when they're gone
Never to return, memories will last
In the future, you'll think about the past
Never to forget, what you have seen
What can not be real you now believe
I believe if it's someone you care for it won't matter.
2007-06-10 16:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pazuzu 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL - The funniest question I've EVER read on here.
I hope Donelle finds this and answers.
Neither for me - no service at all FT.
I'd like to die propped up against a tree in the mountains. Guess I'll be food for some of those wild animals from your earlier question!
2007-06-11 00:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm not even pretty enough for a closed casket. Cremate me or bury me face down in the dirt.
2007-06-12 03:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they will let you practice your fireman skills at the crematorium...I will not take up space ...I will be cremated with no renting of casket for viewing before they burn my butt. What a gimic! I will be in a little brown jug until my daughter takes me to the Carribean and tosses me out into the Ocean! yeeee haw what a ride!
2007-06-10 16:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by missellie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely open casket, just hope they get the outfit right. What a hysterical question, I love it!
2007-06-10 16:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by beachdiva954 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
unless I get mangled up-hell yeah! that's the last time they'll see me, so I told them they better maked me look good going out of here.
my sister ownes a Funeral Home and I worked at one for2 -years-funny you ask such a question.
Some people find it creepy but it's a normal topic of converstaion for our family.
Tony or someone may remember the joke about bury me face down soemthing about A** up so everytime you drive by-what's the rest of the Joke??I can't remember the rest -Maybe someone else can.
2007-06-10 19:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bury my ashes in the front garden and plant a banana tree on top of me. Right Donelle, lets leave room for imagination.
2007-06-11 05:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by canron4peace 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were to choose to go that route then it could be open, unless I died to some awful fate, ugly accident , fire or such and it left me looking like something from the creep shows, but tis not the route that I have chosen. But thanks for asking
2007-06-11 10:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never even been open casket in life.
2007-06-11 01:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋