Why do you let us get so stinky? These ballet flats are much too tight for us fatties!
When I walk barefoot through the house my left pinky toe would always cry:
"Careful! Watch that bedpost!"
*STUB*
"Ouuuuch!"
And there were often times when my big toe screamed:
"Ouch ! Ouch! Take that crab off of me!"
2007-06-11 10:41:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Could you stop with the whole white sock sneaker combo on the weekends? Kitten heel/sling backs are so now! And change those black boots it stinks in there!!! LOL
2007-06-10 16:30:44
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answered by Support Breast Cancer Research 4
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Foot:Hi. Me:Huh? F:Uhh..hello? Down here? M:What the heck?? F:I know this is odd, but we haven't much time! M:Why can you talk?? F:Here, take this and say, Moon Crystal Power, Make-Up! M:But why?? F:Just say it! M:Are you Luna in disguise? Why are you my foot, Luna?!? F:JUST SAY IT! M:Goshness, some people...Mone Crystal Power, Make-Up! *One transformation sequence later* M:What the heck?? IM SAILOR MOON??!? F:No, you are a small chibi version of her. M: ............ M: This is crazy!! F:Don't get all riled up! M: yea? YEA? I just turned into a small sailor moon under instruction of my FOOT and Im not supposed to get RILED UP....hey, you are Luna! F:Surprise! *Goes on to fight life of crime*
2016-05-17 05:19:00
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answered by ? 3
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Mine would say, "you should of also bought the black polka dot red platform heels"!!! You know - I just bought 3 other pairs and the truth is - they're NOT enough!!!
2007-06-10 15:09:08
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answered by Anonymous
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My feet say freedom they like massages
2016-07-29 20:26:04
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answered by Anonymous
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They would tell me they are cold! LOL! I am all ruged up coz it's Winter here in Aussie! Yay! Smiles! I look like a cute little eskimo!
2007-06-10 15:07:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Stop dancing on top of KFC counters naked to the mellow sounds of queens "Fat Bottomed Girls"
2007-06-10 15:15:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Please do not cross your legs at the computer. You know that cuts off the circulation and puts us to sleep.
Rose P
P S Get that corn seen to or we really will punish you.
2007-06-10 15:30:52
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answered by rose p 7
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Cut those toe nails, Im starting to stink.
2007-06-10 15:06:10
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answered by Anonymous
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Mine would say " shut up and sit down "
2007-06-10 15:06:25
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answered by Ŗεŋεε 7
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