Please write an interesting short story using these Trisha Yearwood songs?

Question

Pistol
Victim Of The Game
O Mexico
I Wanna Go Too Far
Walkaway Joe
Wrong Side Of Memphis

Answer 1

6-9-07

Dear MOM,

Please don't panic, first of all. Would've called, but no phones down here in -O Mexico-well at least that I can find. How's Dad doing?? good I hope, lets not let him read this OK !!
Mom, first I'm a VICTIM OF THE GAME, remember four days ago when I told you I was going to my best friend's pre-wedding, get together, yes, you told ME!!!, it was the WRONG SIDE OF MEMPHIS" and not to go, we were listening to great tune's, drinking and just having fun. Well !!!!!, Here walks in this stripper, dressed as a cop, even with a PISTOL, oh ma, was he cute, and talk about bedroom eyes, oh, I just melted, remember, how you said , DAD, made ya feel all tinkling inside, His name is Joe, that's what he said anyway, I'll never know now, Send money please, prefer western union, OK?. Now known as -Walkaway Joe, brought me down here, on the pretext of getting the best taco's I 'v ever had, and that night, would have followed him anywhere, and he said to me MOM !!!!! I wanna go to far, with you girl, where no one can mess with us, I'll stop being a stripper, get a job for real, My credit cards are maxed out, think the car, has been sold for parts, not to sure on that part though, please call insurance company too. Yes, know, I missed Marybeth's wedding, deal with that once I get back to Kentucky. Mom, cross my heart, once you get me home, I'm not leaving the state again, and those classe's you wanted me to enroll in this fall, will be right on it. Yes , MOM, know and realize that 42, I'm not getting any younger, but this time I really learned. Hugs and kisses, see you soon, hopefully-
love,
your daughter
ps, you've been feeding the 2 dogs and ebby for me -yes?

Answer 2

A Train, enroute to Dodge City
Circa 1876

"Return To Dodge City"

LET ME RECAP FOR YOU:
Sunshine MacGillicutty and her boyfriend, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon, are aboard a train headed back to Kansas. It is held up by a band of bad guys.
Adlai Ewing, the leader of the outlaws, stands outside the train car that is holding all the passengers. He yells out: "Open up!! All we want is the money. We won't harm a soul!!" He snickered quietly to himself as he spat out a wad of chewing tobacco!
Matt: " Listen!! I'm a U.S. Marshal ! Leave now before you break any more laws!!"
Adlai Ewing:" Are you going to open up?" Dead quiet. "Are you going to answer me?!" Dead quiet. "I'm willing to wait for your reply." Dead quiet.

Adlai Ewing: "I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over, if that's your decision."

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AND NOW WE RESUME:
PART FOUR

"Return To Dodge"
Subtitle...."Victim of Th Game"

Adlai decided to storm the train car. He shot the lock of the door and he and his men came in firing ! Matt got one of the bad guys before he was hit. Sunshine had her (1) Pistol shot out of her hand. The rest of the people in the car were to frightened to raise a finger. Well, all but one.....Willie Wilson, Matt's friend, actually did raise a finger:http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d135/shawnmerrill/Willie-Nelson.jpg
Adlai looked at Sunshine......"Well,well...... And whom might YOU be.....Annie Oakley?!" He grabbed Sunshines's arm. Matt tried to stop him but Adlai gave him a swift kick!
Sunshine:"Stop it!! Matt,darling..........are you alright?!"
Adlai:"Better tell your boyfriend to shut up, missy.


CUT TO COMMERCIAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSZvvfBz2Qc

Now..... this here girl is going to carry my hat around to all you good people. If you would be so kind as to place all your valuables in it, I would be most obliged. " Sunshine did as she was told.
When she had collected a hatfull,Adlai spoke to Matt and the others:"Now....I hate to be a (5)Walkaway Joe, but it's time to bid you all adieu. We will be taking Annie Oakley here, with us! " His band of men oohed and ahhed their approval. Matt grimaced as he fought to stand up.
Matt:" Don't make her the (2)Victim Of The Game you're playing. Take me,instead." The outlaw gang booed and hissed their DISapproval.
Adlai:"Thanks just the same, Marshal. It appears that the men.....and I ......." He ogles Sunshine......."Would rather have this little lady with us.:
Matt:"Mister, I'll hunt you down if I have to travel every road between here and the (6)Wrong Side Of Memphis."
Adlai: "OOOOOO....I'm ascared!!" The outlaws all laughed.
They whistled for their horses.......
Adlai:" (3) O Mexico.....Come here, boy." He put Sunshine on the horse and got on after her. In a minute or so, they were clean out of sight.

The bandits followed Adlai. He finally came to a resting spot in another 1/2 hour........"Men. I wanna travel as many miles as possible,today. (4) I Wanna Go Too Far for that Marshal to catch up to us.
Fred Mertzinski, one of his gang:" But he's in bad shape,boss. He ain't gonna be no trouble."
Adlai:"That's why I'M boss and you're nobody. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that he's going to let me abscond with his woman?"
Fred didn't know what "abscond" meant so he just smiled and nodded his bald head.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR PART FIVE:
"Return To Dodge"