I know a way Al Gore could cut back on his carbon production and save us from Global Warming!?

Question

He could quit breathing.

Answer 1

If he didn't eat so many cheeseburgers maybe he would let off less "emissions".

Answer 2

That's right. Carbon is produced when you breathe. It isn't some evil substance that destroys the environment or causes Global Warming. The sun is the true cause of Global Warming and Global Warming isn't a bad thing, but rather a great thing. 1000 years ago, Europe was in a golden age thanks to Global Warming (it was warmer than it is now). They hit an Ice Age in the 1400s - 1600s, but it has been warming since 1650, except for a short cooling period between 1940 and 1970 and no warming in the last decade. We don't know what its going to do and we have no reason to worry.

The only reason we have all this hysteria is because Climate Science is being subsidized with government pork and needs to find a justification for this. They had a Global Cooling scare 30 years ago and then immediately switched to Global Warming.

Scientists who have studied the issue and who aren't bought out by governments or are cowards afraid to say anything that isn't "politically correct" even if it is factually correct, have been strongly critical of the Al Gore theory of Global Warming. The Scientists put out a documentary called 'The Great Global Warming Swindle' to counter the misinformation being spread by the failed politician Al Gore (who is still upset that Bush outcheated him in 2000 and prevented an army of dead people, illegal immigrants, and senior citizens with alzhiemers from helping him win in Florida through that fake felon list).

Answer 3

Indeed it is difficult to understand why some one who really believes that their continued existence threatens the Planet is still here.
Impossible in fact. That actually answers that.

Al Gore is to be commended on his presentation in “An Inconvenient Truth”.
The success of his presentation is based on a very simple and well-understood phenomenon.
PEOPLE will continue to DOUBT a concept that is presented in a logical manner with a plethora of scientific evidence from reproducible trials.
PEOPLE will BELIEVE something that they have been allowed to assume is true regardless of the facts.
The illusionist simply allows you to assume that the rabbit materialises in the hat. If you assume that the spoon is bent purely by psychic force then you will continue to believe that.
If you don’t examine the trick hoop then you will always believe that the lady was levitated over the table.
The magician simply does the trick without comment, he allows you to assume.
Illusionists and magicians are trained to “allow” the mark to assume that things are true by avoiding the issue of telling them that it is true or false.
Various “presenters” are trained to do the same thing. Another beauty is to talk about something as if it has already happened or is already accepted as true.

Gore asks the marks to IMAGINE what the effects of this or that must be, always compared with something quite unrelated.
Remember that imagination is the logic of the subconscious.
Once you have imagined that these effects are real then the rest follows easily.
Is it the truth?
Do you think that the truth needs to be presented in this way?
Perhaps it is time it was.

This link shows some of the devices used in Gores presentation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_21b7mdJz2M

This next link is a fairly technical analysis of the latest information.
In fairness the authors do something similar.
http://www.just-boilers.com/ungraph.jpg...
The analysis clearly shows that natural temperature variations have gradually warmed the Earth for over 200 years before CO2 became an issue.
Their data would support an argument that the Greenhouse effect is not responsible for the ongoing warming. But they stop short of saying that.
Now this could be Scientific conservatism. I see it as a deliberate ploy to have the readers make the assumption on their own accord. Much more effective.

You may ask; how do I protect myself from this type of spiel?
The answer is easy to give, harder to follow.
If you are looking at a car ignore the “what would I need to offer to have you sign now” bit and go home to think about what you really want.
If the seminar is selling condos or asking you to invest your life’s savings accept the free gifts and run like hell.
If it is a movie become involved and enjoy the fantasy but remember that you cannot fly once you leave the theatre.
In short reset your critical thinking in the clear light of day in the sure knowledge that we can all be fooled.
As Honest Abe said: “You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time – but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.”

Answer 4

How ridiculous. Country after country are scrambling to make the air cleaner, and people, perhaps like you, are still scared that the "terrorists - i.e. boogeymen" might follow you home.

That's right. Boat upon boat of starving iraquis staging an amphibious assault on Florida.

I'll take the world's leading scientist, and account after account of local climate change as my basis for logic.

If it were up to nonsensical tripe like this, the smog would take care of our breathing. Let me guess, "smog" is a natural planetary cycle.

Answer 5

A good start might be by living more green than the average American. He is a big fat hypocrite.

Answer 6

Good idea or use the wind from his mouth to power the world. It's no good for anything else.

Answer 7

He fights manbearpig and yet he "IS" manbearpig because he had to dress up like manbearpig to pretend that there is a manbearpig.Therefore he "IS" manbearpig!! So if there is a manbearpig problem then he is it.He "IS" manbearpig.

So,what Matt & Trey are saying is that he "IS" the problem.
Damn those guys are so sharp!
And they are so ahead of the game too!

Trey & Matt for President and Vice President

w00t

Answer 8

It doesn't matter if you like Al Gore or not...global warming is real and he's doing us ALL a service by making us aware of it...so shut your mouth and go recycle something!

Answer 9

Wow thats so original. Never heard that one before.

Answer 10

Dude... Actually I think if he quit eating so much we could all live better without the fear of the sky falling.