why cant women take a joke?

Question

my g/f was at her mothers so i decided to play a prank when she got home, anyway it went like this, we have a cat & a parrot, i was at a friends earlier on & one of his kids had some couloured feathers.....to cut a long story short i took some of these feathers home & placed them next to my sleeping cat then i hid the parrot in the cupboard (just before my g/f got home)so her car pulls in & every things set, i ran in the back garden & waited till she came in the house....all of a sudden theres this massive scream, the cat runs out the house like its got a rocket up its @ase...anyway i run in the house to see my g/f was frantic crying & saying "poor polly" (the name of the parrot)....i told her it was okay as i was playing a prank on her & polly was ok ...so i take the parrot out from the cupboard & show her everythings ok......she slapped me & went to her mothers as she left i turned to the parrot & iam sure it called me a tosser, my g/fs been gone 2 hours the cat has legged it & polly

and polly wont even talk to me..

Answer 1

maybe POLLY could FILLA in for you

Answer 2

Can you take a joke?

Once I opened a condom wrapper and put purple die in it, right in the tip, then glued the condom back shut. That night, I placed the condom on top of the sideboard, easy at hand near the couch.
We had a drink or two, then things got hot with my boyfriend, we lowered the lights, one thing led to another and he just slapped on the first condom around -guess which one- (it was a coloured condom box, see, and this one was black so he didn't see anything wrong with it.)
Well, we fall asleep, like angels, the next morning he goes to the loo and I hear a scream that wakes me up.
I ran to the loo and there he is, tears in his eyes, saying "Oh my d**k! Its gonna fall off!" And it sure looked like it was going to.

gee, guys can't take a joke either.

Answer 3

LOL, that's kind of like when I pulled into the garage, came into the house with a sullen look on my face, and explained to my boyfriend that I'm sooooo sorry, but I accidentally hit his car on the way in...it's just a little scratch...

Answer 4

You are obviously a very creative person. Couldn't you put it to better use. When you set up this prank you knew that you would ultimately be laughing at the distress you caused. I think you need to ask yourself why you think this is so funny.

Answer 5

Which part of the outcome are you actually surprised at??

(No wonder Polly won't talk to you - she was shut in a cupboard. She might be scared of the dark..........)

Answer 6

Grumpy old man time.

I find practical jokes cruel and tedious in the extreme. I hate them.

I have gone on record as being completely opposed to the death penalty - but people who carry out practical jokes make me want to re-consider.

Answer 7

Well you ought to be ashamed of yourself. She loved the Parrot and thought it was dead. And you ask for justification.

Answer 8

You scared her, thats all. She'll be back soon so just apologise, have dinner on the table and just try to be nice. Girls humour isn't the same as a blokes, like, we don't particularly like fart jokes or crude jokes, or ones where you pretend our beloved pet has been eaten!

Answer 9

that sounds really funny to me, i'm still laughing. however if that was my pet you did that to then i'd probably react the same way. you've got a lot of groveling to do. lol

Answer 10

Because your kind of humor is not funny at all and this is
not funny and I would have slapped you as well
Yes some people think they are being funny and
let me tell you they are not
this is sick sense of a brain you have

Answer 11

That's pretty funny. I would have been ok if you'd played that prank on me.