To the Jewish World Domination Conspiracy theorists?

Question

I have got to know. If the Jews control the world, or oil, or whatever, then why are they in Israel? I mean the Muslims are constantly fire rockets and threatening them with death and sometimes succeding. If the Jew really did control the world wouldn't they be someplace safe, like Hawaii, or New Zealand, or Omaha, Nebraska, and control the world fate from the shadows there?

I mean Saddam was smart enough not to stay in the same place two nights in a row, wouldn't the Jews, being so smart and controlling everything, be somewhere else?

Or is this question too logical.

Answer 1

Or, as I like to put it:

"If the Jews control the banks, where's my cut?"

Answer 2

People don't seem to get it that both religious and secular Jews place a very high premium on quality college and post graduate education. People with education end up in powerful positions, it is simple logic. These people need to go pick up a degree or two themselves.

Answer 3

Right on the button,Israel being surrounded by enemies in all.It would be like a drug dealer living next to a police station,and would be about as stupid as playing Russian Roulette with a 9mm.

Answer 4

I say, give them Mexico. Plenty of oil there, good weather, friendly neighbors. They would be turning a profit in a couple years. Let the rest of the Middle East kill each other off. (They have been trying since the worlds first Army, under Zargon the Great in Mesopotamia, 7,000 years ago, started killing).

Just a thought....................

Answer 5

Cuz they need a control base in the Middle East. You cant make the money an the wars without the black gold, heh heh.

Answer 6

Holy land?