I just came across this line from Murder of a Botoxed Blonde and laughed out loud- "Men only have two emotions- hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich." What line made you laugh out loud?
2007-06-10 05:08:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
There are just so many in Carl Hiaasen books that is hard to remember. He always makes me laugh out loud. One I kind of remember is these guys who were trying to stop tourists from coming to Florida and staging all these accidents to scare them away. They put a bomb in the ground at the dog track. And the line was something like "There was a dog named Lucky who went off at 12:45- literally" Carl Hiaasen makes me so mad because I wish I could write like him. Pax - C
PS Your line is great. I must remember that.
2007-06-10 06:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For me, any of Douglas Adams' works make me laugh. His books are so, so funny, and the world is a sadder place without him.
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and was widely regarded as a bad move."
2007-06-10 14:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Katherine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will."
-The Catcher in the Rye
I love that book!
2007-06-11 02:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Saritah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If ever you gets to up'ards o' fifty, and feels disposed to go a-marryin' anybody--no matter who--jist you shut yourself up in your own room, if you've got one, and pison yourself off hand. Hangin's wulgar, so don't you have nothin' to say to that. Pison yourself, Samivel, my boy, pison yourself, and you'll be glad on it arterwards.' With these affecting words, Mr. Weller looked steadfastly on his son, and turning slowly upon his heel, disappeared from his sight. " (Dickens, The Pickwick Papers)
2007-06-10 20:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by emeraldas2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince-
"Don't worry about You-Know-Who! Worry about You-Know-Poo! The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!"
2007-06-10 12:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by Remus Lupin 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋