I saw a pelican chase 2 people around a park today and score itself 2 free meals so that was quiet hilarious
2007-06-10 04:37:22 · 12 answers · asked by achilles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My brother-in-law knew a Fish and Game conservation officer and he got some "report rounds" that you shoot from a shotgun and they fly a good distance and then blow up with a loud bang to scare away birds.
Well, he got the bright idea to scare a State Trooper friend of his by shooting it over his patrol car when he was parked running radar. Suffice to say he miscalculated the wind, effect of gravity, whatever... and the round landed on the top of the patrol car when it blew up!
He decided that maybe his Trooper buddy might not think this was too funny and everybody had to crawl out of the area so we weren't seen. To this day he has never told that guy it was us who did it. I am afraid he would still beat the tar out of us for scaring him like that.
2007-06-10 04:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
loving the possesed dogs. the funniest difficulty i observed on youtube replaced into some thing that pertains to my city. 2 little ones waiting on the kebab van exterior the pub (or oach coach in case you will), pulling out lightsabers from nowhere, and having a competent previous shaped action picture star wars conflict.
2016-11-10 00:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a totally drunk guy attempt to move his king size mattress in the rain. I was sitting in my room when I looked out the window and saw him walking down the street with this mattress balanced on top of his head. Before you knew it, he started to sway, and for a minute I thought he was actually going to regain his balance. Next thing I knew he ended up falling in a puddle with the mattress crashing on top of him. It was so funny I ended up taking a picture of it with my cell phone.
2007-06-10 04:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My teacher fell because she had on these big heels and the class told her not to go over to the next room because the floor was wet she refused and said she is the teacher not us so she do as she please she went over there in her big heel and next thing you know she falls flat then she pass gas so loudly it scared us all we helped her she was okay though we told her she needs to listen sometimes this was so funny o my God it was
2007-06-10 04:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ablebaby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a preppy girl wearing flip flops and a mini skirt slip and fall in wal-mart & rip her skirt.
not only that but she like squeeled as she was sliding and then everyone frickin laughed and laughed.
best day ever
2007-06-10 04:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Had Sex with a woman while I Was Drunk and when I
woke up from a deep sleep after I was drinking hard
She Left her wig on the pillow and my butt was hurting.
2007-06-10 04:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well my vice princapal is called gay (hes not) because he has a high,gay voice and acts gay. well in the lunchroom his mic malfunctions to a really high pitch squek and i said his voice must of cracked. it was so funny that the pricipal was laughing
2007-06-10 04:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The HBO special: Robin WIlliams Live
I laugh my butt off every time I watch it - it never gets old.
2007-06-10 04:43:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kat A. Tonic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three Stooges.
2007-06-10 04:40:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was skinning raccoons and a 5 year old asked me what its testicles were and I told him and he asked what do you do with that and I couldn't help it I cut them out and told him you eat um he asked what they taste like and I acted like I threw one in my mouth and told him grapes he said let me try one so I gave it to him he spit it out pretty quick and his mom had a fit.
2007-06-10 04:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋