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1. Now That I know
2. If It's Lovin" That You Want
3. The Last Time
4. There's A Thug In My Life
5. Willing To Wait

2007-06-10 04:22:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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A Train , Enroute to Dodge City
Circa 1876

LET ME RECAP FOR YOU:
Bullets started flying. Willie got winged!! "(1.) Are You Still Mine," he said to his arm, fearing it had fallen off?
The man lying on the floor next to Willie gave him a bandana to wrap his arm.
Willie:"Thanks, pardner. What's yer name?"
Man:"The name's Wilbert Whiskey."
Willie:" (4.) Whisky, If You Were A Woman I'd kiss you. But since you're not, you're of no use to me!!"

Matt and Sunshine were the only two passengers taking any action. Matt's bullet caught one of the bad guys in the side.
The wounded man tried to hop a horse ridden by the leader of the gang........."Get atta here, you maniac......." The leader pushed the man off......."You're(2.) Someone Else's Trouble Now, amigo!!" ( So much for male bonding.)
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AND NOW PART THREE:

As the train began it's ascent over a mountain, it began to slow down.....JUST the break that the robbers needed!!
The band of outlaws jumped aboard.......
Carl The Complainer: "I thought you told us this would be an easy heist! Sheesh.......Logan's dead and I'm getting motion sickness. " He vomited in the aisle.
"Arrrrg.....This is (3.) The Last Time I'll ever talk to you!"
Leader of the outlaws, Adlai Ewing:" Yep. I agree with you. The VERY last time." He shot him and threw him off the train! Looking at his men:" Listen! ANyone else feels the same way as him?....'Cause (2.) If It's Lovin" That You Want, you chose the wrong profession!!" The rest of his gang kept quiet and tried to avoid stepping in the vomit.

They had hopped onto the diningcar....There were no passengers in it.
Adlai Ewing:" (1.) Now That I know these trains have dining cars, we'll have to hit at meal time instead of an off hour. Damn!! Not even a measly piece of bread!" They made their way through car after car......All of the passengers were hold up in the car Matt and Sunshine were in.
Adlai looked at one of his men, writhering in pain....."What's the matter with you, Long John?!"
Long John:" (4.) There's A Thug In My Life." He's holding his crotch.
Adlai :" Hmmmmmm........You'll be dead soon." He shoots him and throws him off the train, too!! As he stands outside the train car holding all the people , he yells out:" Open up!! All we want is the money. We won't harm a soul!!" He snickered quietly to himself as he spat out a wad of chewing tobacco!
Matt: " Listen!! I'm a U.S. Marshal ! Leave now before you break any more laws!!"
Adlai Ewing:" Are you going to open up?" Dead quiet. "Are you going to answer me?!" Dead quiet. "I'm willing to wait for your reply." Dead quiet.

Adlai Ewing: "I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over, if that's your decision."

TUNE IN FOR MORE EPISODES OF:
"Return To Dodge City"

2007-06-10 10:22:54 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1 1

I was walking down the street minding my own business, when this guy who has been harboring a crush on me for awhile now, caught up with me. While I was rolling my eyes and saying to myself, "Great, there is a thug in my life", to my utter surprise, he broke into an impromptu song and started singing: "If it's lovin' that you want, I've got loads of it, baby", to which I had to kindly explain that I had other plans for my life and I am putting my focus on my carreer right now. He must have translated that in his mind like I might be willing to be with him after my carreer goal is accomplished, since he said,"Now that I know there is hope for you and me, I am willing to wait for you, baby". All these sentences of his, that kept ending with a "baby", were starting to get on my nerves, so I said: "For the last time, open your ears and read my lips, I have no interest in getting intimate for you, never have, and never will.
I kinda felt bad about the heart broken expression on his face, apparently I was a little harsh and it made me feel worse when he said, "I can't look at you after this moment, because I am afraid I may turn to stone".
So, it is true, "the truth shall set you free", but with a little feeling of dismay deep inside.

Hope you like it.

2007-06-10 04:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by ROSE 5 · 1 0

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2016-12-12 16:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

THERES A THUG IN MY LIFE NAMED JAY Z. JAY IF ITS LOVIN THAT YOU WANT,IAM WILLING TO WAIT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I FU*K YOU NOW THAT I KNOW BEYONCE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

2007-06-10 04:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

I wish I was that clever.

2007-06-10 04:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes. Can you?

2007-06-10 04:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yes, I can.







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2007-06-10 04:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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