Can You Write A Story Using These Highway 101 Tunes?

Question

1. Are You Still Mine
2. Someone Else's Trouble Now
3. Somewhere Tonight
4. Whisky, If You Were A Woman
5. The Bed You Made For Me

Answer 1

A Train, enroute to Dodge City
Circa 1876

LET ME RECAP FOR YOU:

U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and his girlfriend Sunshine MacGillicutty are on a train headed back to Kansas.........An old friend of Matt's is also aboard the train.....Willie Wilson, a funny old coot:http://www.roughstock.com/history/images/willienelson_1.jpg


Just then shots rang out!! A band of outlaws were trying to board the train. http://www.swisscowboy.ch/Internet/wallpapers/Cowboys/cowboys2.jpg
Matt and Sunshine jumped into action. They both drew their weapons as Willie looked on in amazement. The three robbers were riding along side the train by their window.One of them pointed his gun at Sunshine and made a God awful face : http://www.flickr.com/photos/janamills/281295717/
Sunshine: "Go ahead and (2.) Shoot To Thrill, you scumbag. I shoot to kill!"
IN IT'S ENTIRITY: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ansm4RqJbYpJBeNYj7z5EhLsy6IX?qid=20070610075500AA0vola&show=7#profile-info-2b2039f87a24493d348609af3cc01f39aa

AND NOW PART TWO:

"Return To Dodge City"
Subtitle......"Someone Else's Trouble Now"

Bullets started flying. Willie got winged!! "(1.) Are You Still Mine," he said to his arm, fearing it had fallen off?
The man lying on the floor next to Willie gave him a bandana to wrap his arm.
Willie:"Thanks, pardner. What's yer name?"
Man:"The name's Wilbert Whiskey."
Willie:" (4.) Whisky, If You Were A Woman I'd kiss you. But since you're not, you're of no use to me!!"

Matt and Sunshine were the only two passengers taking any action. Matt's bullet caught one of the bad guys in the side.
The wounded man tried to hop a horse ridden by the leader of the gang........."Get atta here, you maniac......." The leader pushed the man off......."You're(2.) Someone Else's Trouble Now, amigo!!" ( So much for male bonding.)

Willie:"(3.) Somewhere Tonight this train will need to stop for re-fueling.......Then what will happen, Matt?" Matt was too busy to pay attention.
Willie was bleeding profusely. It was beginning to affect his sense of reasoning. He leaned over to whisper in Matt's ear......" (5.) The Bed You Made For Me is a bit lumpy, mother........Shall we dance?"
MAtt:" What in the bloody hell are you talking about?!" A bullet whizzed past Matt's head!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR:
"Return To Dodge City"

Answer 2

Just had my fiftieth birthday, I am officially an old man now. I am still thinking of you, although you left for greener pastures, while lying in the bed you made for me. You will be somewhere tonight, anywhere but here. Why should I care, I keep telling myself, since you are someone else's trouble now. Sometimes, I want to find you, catch up with you, shake you violently and ask you,"Are you still mine?", but deep inside I have always known you were an unfaithful woman, who would sooner or later walk away with one of those pretty boys leaving me alone in my aging years. It will be too late when you get this letter that I am writing for you, Maria, while still lying on our bed. Yes, it will be much too late, and I feel my eyes fixing on my beloved bottle of whisky, and say to myself, "Whisky, If you were a woman, I would never have to worry about your loyalty".
The dawn is breaking, I can't write anymore, maybe I'll just close my eyes for a little bit, I am an old man now. Goodbye my lovely and vicious Maria, goodbye.

Hope you like it.