Will You Please Write a Story Using These AC/DC tunes?

Question

1. You Shook Me All Night Long
2. Shoot To Thrill
3. Have A Drink On Me
4. What Do You Do For Money? Honey!
5. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Answer 1

A train, enroute to Dodge City
Circa 1876

In keeping with the last story I wrote for you, U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon and his girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty are headed back to Dodge. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao6AhAvR8FHEa1wjNn3of53sy6IX?qid=20070609101459AAAXMEq&show=7#profile-info-2b2039f87a24493d348609af3cc01f39aa

RECAP:
As the train pulled out of Arlington, Matt watched Sunshine with her nose pressed to the train window. She waved goodbye to Kevin. She waved goodbye to her husband's grave.
Matt put his arm around her and kissed the top of her head........
"Sunshine MacGillicutty .......... (4.) I Will Love You Till The Day I Die."

AND NOW, IN KEEPING WITH THAT THEME:

"Return To Dodge City"
Subtitle........"Shoot To Thrill"

Matt was so happy to have Sunshine back by his side. He had been in a state of panic ever since she had left to go to Virginia. He put his arm around her and hugged her. she smiled and leaned against his broad shoulder.
Matt: "That day you left....Whew!.....(1.) You Shook Me All Night Long, honey. Poor little Daisie Dixie and Gray Lady:
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They finally gave up trying to sleep, what with me tossing and turning. They ended up playing all night. The next morning all three of us were sleep deprived!!" He laughed as he held her hand.
A man in the seat in front of them turned around....."Matt Dillon? Well, sakes alive! How are you, you old son-of-a ....."
Matt interrupted:"Willie Wilson!! It's been too many years to count!"
Matt introduced Sunshine to the man he had known back in Texas. http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/willie-nelson/willie-nelson-img.jpg
Willie:"You still hanging your hat in Dodge? That place used to be wide open before you cleaned it up.....Damn shame!" They all shared a good laugh.
The conductor then walked down the aisle and told everyone that the dining car was now ready for service.
Matt:"Let's all go get some supper. And Willie......(3.) Have A Drink On Me for old times sake."
Willie: "Much obliged, Matt."

After a little repast, they sat and talked. Willie kept looking at Sunshine....He couldn't quite figure how she fitted into the picture. For as long as he could remember, Matt had kept company with Miss Kitty Russell.
Willie:" (4.) What Do You Do For Money? Honey!"
Matt didn't care for the comment. Sunshine laughed out loud.
Sunshine:"Oh, I'm a bit of a 'rounder.' I do whatever it takes to make ends meet. My motto is:'5. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.' Yep, I clean windows, barns and the occasional outhouse. If the money is good, I'm your gal!"
Willie laughed loudly:http://www.tunepix.com/graphics4/willie_nelson2.jpg
Willie: "Matt.....I think you've got yourself a live one, here!"
Matt:" Correction.....She's got me."

Just then shots rang out!! A band of outlaws were trying to board the train. http://www.swisscowboy.ch/Internet/wallpapers/Cowboys/cowboys2.jpg
Matt and Sunshine jumped into action. They both drew their weapons as Willie looked on in amazement. The three robbers were riding along side the train by their window.One of them pointed his gun at Sunshine and made a God awful face : http://www.flickr.com/photos/janamills/281295717/
Sunshine: "Go ahead and (2.) Shoot To Thrill, you scumbag. I shoot to kill!"

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR PART TWO:
"Return To Dodge City"

Answer 2

Tommy was a cowboy, having shots of whisky while watching the crowd in his little Texas town, line-dancing. His eyes caught this gorgeous chick who jumped on a table and started dancing like there is no tomorrow, and when she started approaching the bar to satisfy her thirst, Tommy couldn't help saying: " I've been watching you and you shook me all night long". So, the girl turned to Tommy and said; "What do you do for money? Honey!", to which Tommy grinned and said, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap". She smiled and said," Oh, great I 'm so relieved, you are not one of those cowboys who shoot to thrill, but you actually do it for the money, that makes me feel so much better". Tommy laughed and said, " Wow, you are smart and funny aswellas a great dancer, here have a drink on me"

Noone heard about either one of them after that night, but the legend tells that they were seen riding into the rising sun on a horse with no name.

Hope this puts a smile on your face.

Answer 3

Heh heh...That reminds me of the time my friend accidently picked up a hooker at the bar!! lol