Please take my poll:?

Question

1) A marble bag or
Plastic surgery
2) Sharing a smile or
Stealing a laugh
3) Captain Crunch or
A fish sandwich
4) Sausage or
sausage
5) My pants or
$500
6) Cold coffee or
A scratched CD
7) Soothing belly cream or
A new toaster
8) Best answer or
Best chocolate chip cookie you ever tasted
9) A recipe for Lutefisk or
Five rapid-fire punches to the kidney
10) Peace and quiet or
A tiny little man that fits in your pocket and dances on cue

Answer 1

Your Shot out, You have alot to think about. I double salute you!!!!

Answer 2

1. I lost my marbles some time back, so if the marble bag comes complete with marbles, I'd have to choose that. Otherwise, I'll choose plastic surgery to turn me into a stunning beauty.
2. Now we know that stealing's not nice, but sharing is a great thing, so I have to choose to share a smile.
3. Gosh, neither is a favorite, but how about taking the Captain Crunch for breakfast and. . .
4. I'd have to go with sausage for lunch --- ummm yummy, mystery meat.
5. I couldn't take your only pair of pants Buk, so I guess I'd have to settle for the $500.
6. I kind of like cold coffee.
7. Since you say it's soothing (and I know someone of your caliber would never lie), the belly cream might be nice.
8. Now this is a really tough one. I'm trying to be good and limit my sweets, but how often do you get the chance to have the best chocolate chip cookie ever? Then again, best answer is always good, but also possibly within reach at another time. Gotta go with the cookie.
9. The recipe for Lutefisk. Just because I have it doesn't mean I have to fix it. And even if I fix it, I don't have to eat it if I don't like it.
10. While I absolutely love the unique idea of having the little man, I never turn down a chance at having some time for a little peace and quiet.

Great survey, Buk. Very thought provoking and touched on all the major issues of the day. You never cease to amaze me.

Answer 3

1) A marble bag
2) Sharing a smile
3) Captain Crunch
4) Sausage
5) $500
6) Cold coffee
7) Soothing belly cream
8) Best answer
9) Five rapid-fire punches to the kidney
10) A tiny little man that fits in your pocket and dances on cue

Answer 4

1) A marble bag or
Plastic surgery? Plastic surgery

2) Sharing a smile or
Stealing a laugh? Sharing a smile

3) Captain Crunch or
A fish sandwich? Captain Crunch

4) Sausage or
sausage? Sausage

5) My pants or
$500? $500

6) Cold coffee or
A scratched CD? Cold coffee

7) Soothing belly cream or
a new toaster? Soothing belly cream..

8) Best answer or
Best chocolate chip cookie you have ever tasted? Best chocolate chip cookie I have ever tasted

9) A recipe for Lutefisk or
Five rapid-fire punches to the kidney? Recipe for Lutefisk

10) Peace and quiet or
A tiny little man that fits in your pocket and dances on cue? A tiny little man that fits in your pocket and dances on cue!

Answer 5

Plastic Surgery, Stealing a laugh, Captain Crunch, Sausage, $500, Cold coffee, A new toaster, best answer, a recipe for lutefisk, a tiny little man that fits in your pocket and dances on cue!

Answer 6

1) A marble bag
2) Stealing a laugh
3) Captain Crunch or
A fish sandwich ...neither?
4) Sausage
5) $500
6) Cold coffee
7) A new toaster
8) Best answer
9) A recipe for Lutefisk
10) Peace and quiet or

Answer 7

1. Plastic surgery. I've always hated my knuckles.
2. Stealing a laugh. That's the only way I usually get one.
3. Captain Crunch. I love his blue hat.
4. I don't understand the question.
5. Your pants. Do me a favor - don't wash them before handing them over.
6. Cold coffee. There are these machines that buff scratches out of cd's, so my scratched cd collection is now worthless.
7. A new toaster. Mine died an ugly death yesterday when it collided with my landlord's car after falling from the roof of my building. Darn thing just slipped right out.
8. I'm not gonna try to pretend here, Best cookie.
9. Five punches. I can look up the recipe online on my own, but it's pretty hard to punch myself in the kidney.
10. A little tiny man. The people at the psych ward won't believe their eyes.

Answer 8

1. A marble bag would be cooler, 2. Sharing a smile---no bad backfire, 3. Captain Crunch with the crunch berries, 4. Sausage!, 5. I really need $500, 6. I bet you I can do something with that scratched cd, 7. Whats on my belly?, 8. Oh god that cookie must be awesome, 9. What is Lutefisk?, 10. Peace and quiet---I learned from the warner bros. frog that that gets old quick.

Answer 9

1) Marble bag with a side of bacon
2) Stealing a laugh and this man hole that's not tied down
3) Captain Crunch named so after his "third mate".
4) Polish sausage and my wife is now Polish by injection
5) You pants because they'll hide my pee stains
6) A scratched CD because, if it's Enya, the scratches will make it sound nicer
7) Soothign belly cream because I justed grilled lots of food on my stomach
8) Best chocolate chip cookie I ever tasted so I can eat the crumbs off my bare fat lap later
9) Five rapid-fire punches to the kindney and 13 kicks from one of them UFC folks.
10) A tiny little man that fits in my pocket and dances on cue....cue like pocket pool!
11) Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, wait...that was a question I answered in my own head.

Answer 10

1) Marble bag?
2) Stealing a laugh.
3) Captain Crunch is awesome.
4) I don't like sausage.
5) Definitely your pants.
6) Cold coffee.
7) Toaster!
8) Best answer.
9) Kidney punching sounds good.
10) I want that tiny lil man. Where can I buy one, Buk?

Answer 11

1) A marble bag
2) Sharing a smile
3) Captain Crunch
4) Sausage
5) $500
6) Cold coffee
7) A new toaster
8) Best chocolate chip cookie I ever tasted
9) A recipe for Lutefisk
10) Peace and quiet