7:00AM - Twinkie eating contest with Rosie
8:00AM - How I created the Internet - A seminar by Al Gore
9:00AM - Watch an Abortion infomercial - provided by Planned Parenthood
10:00AM - A Bin Laden impersonation contest
11:00AM - A Destroy the family seminar - Led by Democrat Homosexuals.
12:00PM - John Edwards gives hair and makeup tips
1:00 PM - Dive in the freezer for money game with William Jefferson
2:00PM - Ted Kennedy gives a seminar on drunk driving.
3:00PM - John Kerry gives us hunting lessons. How to walk into the woods and walk right out with game.
4:00PM - Prayer time with a Muslim Imam
5:00PM - Emasculation Seminar - Led by Male Democrats
6:00PM - How to ensure defeat in Iraq - A Seminar by Hillary Clinton
7:00PM - How to talk black - A Seminar by Hillary Clinton
2007-06-10 03:13:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
8:00 PM - The Klan and You - A Seminar with Robert Byrd.
2007-06-10 03:20:06 · update #1
You forgot the klan and you by robert bryd
2007-06-10 03:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
New York, August 29-September 2, 2004
Catering Service: Halliburton • Chauffeur Service: Blackwater
Opening Night
8:00 pm Presentation of the Confederate Colors, Rush Limbaugh
8:15 pm Blessing of the Republican Party and Curse on Satanic Democrats, Reverend Franklin Graham
8:30 pm Keynote Address, Ahmed Chalabi
9:30 pm Benediction and Call to Holy War, General William Boykin
Second Night
8:00 pm Presentation of the Confederate Colors, Judge Charles Pickering
8:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance and Anointment with Crisco Oil, Attorney General John Ashcroft
8:30 pm Quadrennial Compassionate Conservatism Musical Offering of Minstrel Songs and Cakewalk
9:00 pm Speech, Condoleezza Rice
9:30 pm Speech, Colin Powell, cancelled
9:30 pm Video Tribute, Strom Thurmond
10:00 pm Presentation of Party Platform and No-Bid Contracts: Ahmed Chalabi
Third Night
8:00 pm Presentation of the Confederate Colors, Tom DeLay
8:15 pm Bush Family Tribute:
Neil Bush on Family Values
Marvin Bush on Saudi Investment Opportunities for Family Members
Jeb Bush on Fair Drug Sentencing Guidelines and Election Laws for Family Members
9:00 pm Nomination speech for George W. Bush, Ahmed Chalabi
9:30 pm Seconding speech, Brent Scowcroft, cancelled
9:35 pm Seconding speech, Paul O'Neill, cancelled
9:40 pm Seconding speech, Christie Todd Whitman, cancelled
10:00 pm Roll call of the states and counting of votes, Antonin Scalia
Closing Night
8:00 pm Presentation of the Confederate Colors Karl Rove
8:15 pm Incantation from the Platform to Open Witchcraft Trial of 9/11 Widows at Ground Zero: Richard Perle, William Kristol, Scooter Libby, Paul Wolfowitz
9:00 pm Acceptance Speech of Presidential Nominee (Joint Appearance, Not Under Oath): George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
9:30 pm Acceptance Speech of Nominee (Iraq): Ahmed Chalabi
10:00 pm Closing Prayer, Last Round and Final Bet, William Bennett
2007-06-10 10:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by citizenjanecitizenjane2 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
8 PM- how to pretend your husband/wife wasn't having sexual relations with that man/woman/child-also brought to you by Hillary "no spine" Clinton
2007-06-10 10:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by heavyhauldad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks ! you gave me a great idea to make an agenda for the GOP convention as well...stay tuned!
psst... it will have alot of sex scandals in it coupled with lies upon lies inaddition to racist slogans like your 4pm slot above.
2007-06-10 10:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I bet you can't wait, so you'll be starting the process today.
2007-06-10 10:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by madjer21755 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If it happens, I won't watch.
2007-06-10 10:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by regerugged 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what about "BLOW ME" with bill clinton
2007-06-10 10:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
jev82 "BLOW ME"
2007-06-10 10:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by paco 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋