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Like a normal person, that isn't a celebrity???????

2007-06-10 03:12:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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She's spoiled. She probable gotten use to having things go her way. Now that she doesn't, she's trying to cry her way out of it. :)

2007-06-10 03:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by Rommie 7 · 1 0

SHE twitched. She shook. She wailed for her mommy.

She appeared in public without her makeup!

"It's not riiiiiggghhhhht!" the anemic heiress named Paris Hilton shrieked to the rafters of the Los Angeles courthouse - enacting a public climax to an absurd and exhausting day.

"Mom!!!"

It didn't help.

For the first time in human history in the state of California - where Michael Jackson and O.J. Simpson run free, and Britney Spears is permitted to breed - a useless celebutard was told a simple, and completely unfamiliar, word: "No."

No, Paris. You cannot have a party.

"Mom!!"

No. You cannot drive.

"It's not fair!!"

No. You cannot go home to your mansion, to your air-kissing friends and your nitwit dog.

"It's not right!!"

Poor, poor Paris. Can it be?

Have the stars realigned and heavens fallen? Am I starting to feel sorry for Paris Hilton?

Nah.

Paris now goes down as having, finally, accomplished something in her worthless life.

Through great effort and cunning, Paris achieved the unprecedented. She managed to whine her way out of stir - at least for a while.

From the moment she strutted into her private cell like a pampered celebrity, permitted to maintain her hair extensions and bypass the customary body-cavity search, Paris stuck out like a bleached-blond tumor.

She didn't like the food. I guess they promised her jumbo hot dogs.

She was sad. She cried.

Isn't that the whole point?

And even in a jail where staph infections are said to run rampant among the inmates, no one wanted to get close to whatever Paris has.

She became such a nightmare, Sheriff Lee Baca - who never met a celeb he didn't favor - advanced the story of an imminent "breakdown" as an excuse to set her free.

Which came as a surprise to Judge Michael Sauer, who ordered deputies to pick up Paris yesterday morning. Even then, she kept the judge waiting two hours, while insisting that she should be allowed to attend the hearing by telephone.

Bad call, babe. He was not amused.

So what have we learned?

With enough money and handlers, good looks and a vacant stare, you can convince at least some of the people that you're the victim of a vendetta.

But not Judge Sauer.

Good luck crying your way out of jail this time, Paris, you ignorant slut.

2007-06-10 11:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by BigBadWolf 6 · 1 0

I do and i also dont know why shes famous she didnt really do anything to be a celebrity she kinda just shows up 2 parties and it makes front page news i thinks shes funny and all but i mean c'mon theres people in jail who have AIDS and are pregnant and there asses are still locked up but shez relaesed cuz of a rash the officer who released her should be fired.

2007-06-10 10:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Africano-dude 3 · 0 0

me!

Can't believe she tried the depressed and upset card to get out of jail!

She has done the crime now she has to do the time! Just like any other normal person, rich or not!

2007-06-10 10:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0 0

she was not acting she got away with everything that she every did in her life and she more then likey never heard the word No
you cant have that, in her life. And if I was any where near her
when she was going back to prision she whould of saw me
Laughing at her,

2007-06-10 11:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0 0

yes I do, she think she is the most amazement princess in world of class a**, so every1 is same as normal person and princess/prince in their own dream. so she do deserve to be punished for her crime.

2007-06-10 10:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do! I'm so glad that judge sent her back. She should have to serve her time, like 'normal' people.

2007-06-10 10:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think she is rich in other aspects except money....

2007-06-10 10:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wolf_whitefeather, i luv your answer. it made me laugh. there is nothing left to say.

2007-06-10 11:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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