The one I heard from Bluesman Richard Johnston was,
"Man it looks as if it took a whole pound of butter to get into them".
Or, please make up a comment you could say to someone wearing tight pants.
2007-06-09 21:14:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I can read the year on that dime in your pocket.
Were those painted on?
2007-06-09 21:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
From comedian Kevin Meaney: His mother talking about tight pants..... "You're not wearing those tight pants out tonight mister......now go back upstairs and put your big pants on! Goin' outside with tight pants on....That's not right! We're big pant people!"
2007-06-09 21:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Something to the effect of looking like a stuffed sausage...
2007-06-10 00:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by charlie B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Her pants are so tight that when she just passed gas..it whistled instead!
2007-06-09 21:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by BONES 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Those things should have come with a weight limit!!
2007-06-09 21:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by blkmgikwmn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Wow, those are so tight, if she farted right now, it would split those right open, and that would be the end of those pants" -my mom about Sandy in the end of Grease
2007-06-09 21:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by minx 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
tight dude
2007-06-09 23:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
my daughter said, "why do boys wear girly jeans?" to one of her classmates that like to wear those
2007-06-09 21:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by Hey Love...♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Those jeans look like 2 bulldogs fighting in a duffle bag...10 points please :)
2007-06-09 21:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by saintsantiago 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
u better stop or you'll get a yeast infection
2007-06-09 21:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋