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I've decided to become a GOD.

2007-06-09 17:41:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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The first step is to develop Adonis-like physical qualities (that is, if you don't have them already).Then learn mind reading powers and the ability to teleport and levitate.

2007-06-10 05:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by edingo 5 · 0 0

Feel the pain I felt. Too bad nobody can outpray me for writing, singing, modeling, tee shirts and video games and blue eyes and beard styles.

2014-05-17 11:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 2 · 0 0

you have to fill in the GOD application form first, then they'll probably put you in a GOD acadamy.You'll train there for a couple of millenia on how to harness the powers of wind and fire. once you've mastered these elements, you'll be given your own universe to control, or you might be recruited as an assistant GOD in someone elses universe for a while. It won't be until you have watched over your own universe for the first eternity until you are promoted to a level 2 GOD. Then you will learn how to control all the other elements and you can start stirring up a real **** storm.

hope this helped ;)

2007-06-10 00:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by marccat80 4 · 0 0

Work for Yahoo! Answers. You can send out "Violation Notices" and nobody can appeal them. You will have ultimate power and authority. Not even the US Supreme Court can overturn your decisions.

2007-06-10 00:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by The 48th Ronin 2 · 5 0

E-mail Pat Robertson and President Bush. They know the answer.

2007-06-10 00:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 2 0

Drink nectar

2007-06-10 00:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0 0

How about training to become a magician? That way u can trick people into giving u money......=)

2007-06-10 00:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 0 0

keep on dreaming man. a creation can never be the same with The Creator! good luck trying!

2007-06-10 01:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by immortal1983 3 · 0 1

Good luck I hope that you go to church all day and all night cause you will need all the help that you can get.

2007-06-10 00:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 0 1

First...you have to wear a white sheet....belt optional
Then you have to eat a lot of mana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flCELS__q5I

2007-06-10 08:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 0

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