I don't care if it's an embarassing moment (I ♥ those!), a joke, a random line, advice, or whatever. Whatever you think that I'd want to hear...post it here! The answer that I think is the best get's 10 points! :D
The 'juicier' it is, the better! Muah ha ha!! XD
2007-06-09 17:03:42 · 20 answers · asked by .::Bri::. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
2007-06-09 17:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by cripplercar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has been used on me:Girl i dont know how you BA students think but in my books as a Bcom student we think strategically...So hows about you kiss me an you go back inside and i leave,Instead of analysing the situation and wasting precious time?
2007-06-10 08:36:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really a line, more of a thought. If you ask enough women in a nightclub for a bl*w job, law of averages says you'll get one. Tried and tested hypothesis.
2007-06-10 04:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Manc Lush 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I tell most men this is some kinda conversation..they either go running in the other direction or find it oddly interesting and ask me out again
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
miss piggy's measurments are 27-20-36
crack gets its name because it crackles when u smoke it
2007-06-10 00:13:57 · answer #4 · answered by zab1984 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darling your eye's they are like dark pools in the moonlight.
(Cesspools)
Your lip's they remind me of petals ( Bicycle pedals)
Your teeth have the glitter like stars ( and they come out at night too )
2007-06-10 04:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young lady in busy street; Waaagh, what the F***!!!!!!!
Me; (after sprinting 30 yards, jumping on her back and climbing off her shoulders) I am SOOO sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
2007-06-10 03:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Barry K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, three put-downs:
Before they made him they broke the mould.
He's so tight, when he f*rts only a dog can hear him.
If I found him floating in my pool I'd punish my dog.
2007-06-10 05:08:19 · answer #7 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That look in your eye tells me everything I need to know,if she looks away,I say and I`m going right now. If she keeps looking I lean forward and kiss her gentley on her lips. works for me.
2007-06-10 00:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
That allways works no matter if its a yes or a no :P
2007-06-10 07:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by smallpaul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"D@mn it! Why are there so many ways to kill people but there's only one way to kill bugs?" that was from an episode of King of the Hill.
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2007-06-10 00:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋