....so I devised a test.
I spent an entire week farting into an air-tight five gallon bucket.
This constituted 136 farts. I wanted to see if farts went away, or if they could live on, for at least a month.
So after one month, I opened the bucket. And sure enough, I smelled exactly 136 farts in there.
What I didn't plan on, was a couple of other patrons in the restaraunt I was eating at to pass out when I popped the seal on the bucket.
So the manager guy starts screaming "You! You get the hell out of here with your nasty bucket!"
Did he not understand science? Was he one of those R&S people I always hear so much about?
2007-06-09 15:15:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Maybe you should have only opened it after you lit a match over it.....
2007-06-09 15:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by from HJ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is why I was concerned about that suggestion that was made earlier today, the one about inviting the R&S people over for a luncheon. I'm just not sure that each would truly, uh, understand and appreciate the intricate thought processes of the others.
You, Buk, are a unique individual with a one-of-a-kind (I hope) thought process.
2007-06-09 15:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
youre the man, do it again see if you can find the fart limit of an air tight 5 gallon bucket
2007-06-09 15:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by undercovernudist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go stand on the Great Wall of China.
2016-05-21 02:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he's only pretending to be upset. His real plan is to replicate the experiment, steal your data, and publish the results as his own. He may even add a fart or two, just to gussy it up. I say get that paper written now, before he has the chance!
2007-06-09 15:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
You should have went on to explain the outcome of your experiment..... With today's gas crisis, you were on the verge of a major breakthrough on "Natural Gas", that could save the American people the "pain at the pump". ...and YES, him being one of those R&S people, it was against his religion to understand anything to do with Science or experimentation on human expellants.
2007-06-10 03:36:25 · answer #6 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.that's certainly the most well thought out experiment on farting I've ever seen. I dont think it'll get the Nobel Prize, though.
2007-06-09 15:20:20 · answer #7 · answered by skinny piggy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people always stand in the way of progress!
2007-06-09 15:33:53 · answer #8 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a gasser of a way to lose a job. About the R&Sers I know nothing.
2007-06-09 15:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the man has no taste for the finer things in life.
2007-06-09 15:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Papa Damn™ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think you should sue the b*st*rd ... it was eating at his restaurant all week that GAVE you so much gas.
2007-06-09 20:57:08 · answer #11 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋