Dracula 3000.
The absolute worst ever.
Much too awful to even be funny.
Cringe factor of a million.
Bad, as in embarrassing, slow, cheesy, pathetic.
I feel bad that this movie was made on the same planet where I live.
I'd like to take my wasted time out on the director personally.
I could have done a better job in my backyard with a camcorder.
If there was a God, this movie would not exist.
After seeing this, I have to say that there are staggering depths to which even Uwe Boll is a stranger.
I want to rip my own eyeballs out, just to make sure I'll never EVER see another film like this.
This movie has ruined my life.
The vampire isn't even named Dracula.
The set is ridiculous for the period.
The dialog is atrocious.
The timing of each scene is ludicrous.
The acting is beyond abysmal.
Everything stinks.
I demand an apology!
Dracula 3000 is by far the most uninspired, lame and poorly done piece of trash I have had the misfortune to see.
DON'T WATCH IT!!
You'll be soooo sorry you did.
2007-06-09 15:08:22
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answered by Bad Kitty! 7
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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie From Justin to Kelly Waterworld Battlefield Earth The Postman Patch Adams I Know Who Killed Me
2016-05-21 02:48:52
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answered by ? 3
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Epic Movie, Scary Movie 1 and 2, The Polar Express....
2007-06-09 15:27:18
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answered by Michael24 4
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Recently Perfect Stranger
Totally sucked
2007-06-09 15:09:22
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answered by Sassy Shut Your Mouth 5
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Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage super sucked
2007-06-09 15:26:06
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answered by D 3
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Okay the worst movie I have ever seen you are going to think I'm crazy because most people like this. I never liked the Matrix I couldn't keep up with it. One minute Keanu Reeves had hair the next scene he didn't then he had it again. I couldn't figure out what was what. Nothing made sense to me just a bunch of times going in and out of the present and past.
2007-06-09 15:10:30
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answer #6
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answered by queenmaeve172000 6
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All the Rocky films
Stop or my Mother will Shoot
Repo Man
Weekend at Bernie's & II
Larry the cable guy health inspector (didn't see it...but I'm sure it sux)
Da Vinci Code
Star Wars II & III (ruined Star Wars!!!)
2007-06-09 16:49:24
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answer #7
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answered by jeaniesfloral 4
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
2007-06-09 15:13:38
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answered by The Cerebral Assassin 3
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"Scarecrow slayer" I turned it off after about 3 minutes. A scarecrow throws a pitchfork at a farmer and I think his blood was purple or green. Anyways, I felt sorry for my mom for wasting her 3 dollars on the piece of crap.
2007-06-09 15:17:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Some horrible western written and directed by Dwight Yokam - I can't even remember what it was called it was so bad.
Not to mention Daredevil - that movie was so bad i wished i was blind when I came out
2007-06-09 15:18:17
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answered by cala 2
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