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An elderly lady took my cart at wal mart and thought it was hers, I kept saying " Lady that is my cart" she took off in a hurry and told someone I was harassing her..
I finally got it back and I asked her if she still wore tampons.
because they were in my cart..

2007-06-09 13:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 2 0

I went to catch a train. I missed that stop. So I sped to the next train station the train wwent to. i was on the wrong side and missed it too. So I went to thestation after the next station to be ahead of time. I got on but there was 16 other people with me. Everyone was in the train but my friend Halie. She couldn't close the door to my van so i had to run back to help her. She said "Thanks!" and sped off and got into the train. It The door started closing. I closed the door and sprinted to the train where I just made it through the doors. Halie's legs were stuck and I had to help her and I got pushed out but a person working at the train picked me up and put me in a seat like Im some kind of baby.

Im 11!

2007-06-09 13:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by A Girl With a Dream 7 · 0 0

I went with my substantial different to the registry place of work to end the place of work work to announce our drawing close wedding ceremony. I had to declare what my substantial different's interest became whilst he became out of the room (i assume to ascertain we actually knew one yet another and that the marriage became unforced)...besides, my techniques went sparkling! i understand that he works in a library, yet I additionally knew that technically there is in basic terms one librarian in can charge of the library (each and every of something are assistants and so on) so I ummmed and aghhhed whilst the Registrar regarded very sternly at me. finally I mentioned Assistant Librarian. whilst my substantial different got here back in and had to ascertain his occupation he mentioned Librarian in an exceptionally earnest way - the Registrar smiled - seems his occupation is a 'qualified' librarian (which I knew) and it is what I ought to have mentioned quite than his interest call. besides, it became basically embarrassing because it gave the effect of i did no longer understand or admire my substantial different's occupation. yet we giggled as quickly as we've been given outdoors...i think of he observed the humorous portion of it!

2016-10-07 04:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

My ex called after 3 years she wants to come home Ha Haa what a joke still lmao

2007-06-09 13:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by dad 6 · 0 0

Attempting to read what these people have typed...It never takes me this long to read


Seriously now...I was walking into the store today and my bud was with me, and I was telling her a story, not paying attention to where I was going, and I walked right into the "automatic" door...needless to say, I'm not going to use one of those again.

2007-06-09 13:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 · 0 0

Its really kinda funny to me I dont know if it would be to anyone else, but I was in line at walmart in my new home town about an hour away from my original home town and behind me was a class mate of mine. She was a real drugie when we were in school, it was really funny to see she had cleaned up and had a child. She wasn't really close to me in high school but she acted like my best friend in line, even gave me her number so our kids who are close in age could play together.

All this time we were talking my cousin and her child were with us and her 5 year old looked at the cashier and said "She (meaning me) always does this!"

2007-06-09 13:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by bbear20 4 · 0 1

i have my own apartment and everything but im really close to my mom, so we decided to go shopping today. on the way home we went to the supermarket to pick up some deli meat. so i was standing at the deli staring into space with my mom next to me. i put my arm and hers and i went to put my head on her shoulder (still not paying full atention) i said i love you, only to find out it wasnt my mom. it was some like 30 year old guy. she had gone to get shrimp! im still embarrassed now just thinking of it. but i guess it was pretty funny.

2007-06-09 14:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My boyfriend lost his wallet and we were looking everywhere for it. I kept looking and I started getting really frustrated. Then all of a sudden, he walks over and grabs my butt! I get all mad and say, "This is so not the time!' and he just silently reaches into my back pocket and pulls out his wallet! I had it all along!

2007-06-09 13:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A guy in his mid-20s was working on my neighbors roof while he was checking me out and step on a plywood and almost went sliding down the roof.. Then he got up and look at me and stated, "of course she didn't notice." He's ok...

Men when working on roofs.. Don't check out women...

2007-06-09 13:05:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Walked into a wall in the living room

2007-06-09 13:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1 0

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