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I'll just go with the funniest thing I ever saw. I was in the passenger seat of my friends car just bombing around town when we saw a car driving around with it's trunk open. It scared the crap out of me so we tried following the guy...as we got closer there was some teenager in the trunk with a big goofy grin on his face and he pulled it shut on himself.

2007-06-09 09:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 1 0

Well, yes but I find it hard to believe that they were from another planet. I met "Bob" (I'll call him Bob) many years ago while working for a company in Panama. He was hitch-hiking along an old dirt road just 50 clicks east of Colon. He seemed to need some help as it was strange to see a young man dressed as he was in the middle of the jungle. He was holding a strange type of "machete" (curved and with a an odd handle) and an unusual jug of clear liquid (I can't say it was water) . He spoke perfect english and asked for a ride into Gatun. While driving along the old dirt road going west towards the canal he claimed to be visiting from another planet and wanted to thank me for the ride and asked if I could show him my world. I was a bit scared at first but since he was very skinny and the machete was safely out of reach I didn't think anything of it but to oblidge. I'm certain he was just completely insane but he did seem to know alot about stellar astrography and astrophysics. Who knows? After having the most incredible conversation of my life I dropped him off at Gatun locks (he seemed to want to take a closer look at one of ships there).

Anway, that's my story. I won't tell you what he told me in the car because he made me promise him not to. Besides, using the information he gave me I became the CEO of my own company and am now retired and living in Paris after making about a billion dollars.

2007-06-09 16:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0 0

When I was younger my sister and I went to see Halloween when it first came out. I asked her if she was scared and she said no. So I waited till an intense scene and grabbed her leg while screaming hystericaly.. She jumped straight out of her seat and landed in the isle 3 seats over screaming.. The whole place cracked up... It was great...

2007-06-09 16:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You want a funny story? Let me think.
Me and my mom were driving down the road and there were some people riding bikes, and she yelled out the window "Pedal Bastards!"...
I am basiclly brain dead right know but i have a lot of funny stuff happen to me...

2007-06-09 16:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by CandyApple<333 3 · 0 0

soooooooo my BFF and i were working on a physics project 2gether (eewwww physics :P:P:P)
and we were working w/balloons and hot water
sooooooo....
we had 2 hold the balloon over the boiling water w/a pair of tongs and i dropped the balloon into the water
so we were frantically trying 2 get the balloon out of the water when BANGGGGG
it pops
and here's the series of events that happenes
BANG
SCREAM (both of us)
CRASH (we drop the pot)
PLUNK (the pot drops on the floor)

i scream
O S***

and her mom wuz rite in the other room
it wuz HILARIOUSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-09 16:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by prettygrrrl918 2 · 0 0

ooh ok. i was freaking out!!!! then i went to my window in the livingroom, and i leaned on the top of my couch so iwas able to reach the leadge of the window and i just closed my eyes and prayed!! i was like, if theres a higher being please help me right now cause thiss s-ucks. so then i was a bit calm and i opened my eyes!! and there wasa little porcelain christmas angel facing outside with its but in my face! the anngel had no pants on and it was mooning me! lol

2007-06-09 16:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok ummm... when i was in 2nd grade i was in a play and i had to wait until i said my part and i was waiting on stage for a long time. then i had to go to the bathroom and i dont know what i was thinking but i just went on stage! omg it was soo embarressing!! im glad i got it over with lol

2007-06-09 16:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by livelaughlove™ <3(: 5 · 0 0

when i was at school one day, and i went to go downstairs to the pe room, i slid all the way down 3 flights of stairs on my shins and knocked down two people on the way down. it was painful,but now i always laugh

2007-06-09 16:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

2007-06-09 16:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by Formerly known as Jen F. 5 · 1 0

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