jeez!! help! my husband has excessive wind and keeps farting!! should i call him GAS LEAK PANTS??
2007-06-09 09:30:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
You should say this to him
Let your wind roll free
Where ever you may be
Whether on land or sea
As long as it doesn't come near me.
The definition for a fart is "A Chemical Explosion"
Say to him "you will blow us too pieces if you keep that up" ha ha ha lol
2007-06-10 06:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As it says on a local gravestone, "Wherever ye be let the wind blow free, 'cos the wind it was the death of me"
Seriously though I have the same embarrassing problem to the extent that if it was an Olympic event I would get at least a Bronze Medal. I am very interested in the replies
2007-06-09 10:11:40 · answer #2 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cutting out carbonated beverages helps (beer and soft drinks). If it's something he's eating (like cabbage or beans) then Beano is very good.
If it's the smell that bothers you rather than the sound, get him some chlorophyll tablets or liquid at a health food store. It's completely harmless at any dosage and kills odor throughout the body.
Name calling is generally not a good idea. He may be hurt even if he laughs.
2007-06-10 16:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Maple 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I beleive Isomil has a formula for gassy babies that is not soy. I think it's called Gentlease but if you change formula do it gradually or you may make the problem worse. I have a baby who had colic and a warm bath helped. And of course gas drops help tremendously.
2016-04-01 12:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every average person -man and woman - passes gas nearly 14 times per day and only one per cent of it may be smelly. We have freindly bacteria in our body that breaks down food and releases gas.Your husband is no Supergasman and does not require any names. Eating lots of leafy vegetables and fruits will help moving the food along the digestive tract, which reduces the chances of bad smell. Some sort of exercise like walking is welcome. Eating slowly too will help. In India we believe in walking 100 steps after meals.
2007-06-10 21:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by mangal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
farting is just normal but if he keeps on farting like every minute and it smells really bad. ask him to consult with a doctor because excessive farting is also considered an illness.
2007-06-09 10:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by boomY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick a tube up his backside and connect him to the cooker, you'll save loads of money on the gas bill.
2007-06-09 09:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Firefox 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As Rabbie Burns said, 'Where ere ye are, where ere ye be, always let yer wind go free.'
2007-06-09 09:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by lix 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lay off the beans, chewing gum, and fizzy stuff and tell him to sleep in a different bed for a week lol
2007-06-09 09:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Youtube!!! I would encourage your loved in his hobby and encourage him to make them as loud as possible (one leg on a chair is good!). Fed him sprouts and beans and all hell will break loose!!
2007-06-09 09:35:42 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋