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Right behind you, keep you moving!

2007-06-16 23:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by Crux the Great 4 · 0 0

You want to know where I've been?
You want to know where I'VE BEEN?

I'VE been waiting at the Olive Garden for FIVE DAYS.
I ate fourteen baskets of breadsticks. I slept in the bathroom and bathed in a sink.
It finally took a brawl with three busboys, two waitresses and a Maître d' to toss me out in the parking lot.
Then, they called the police on me when I tried to camp out on their roof.

2007-06-09 16:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1 0

There must be some kind of misunderstanding, there must be some kind of mistake, I waited in the rain for hours, you were late

Since then I've been running around, trying to find you, I go to the places that we always go, I rang your house and got no answer, jumped in my car and drove round there, couldn't believe it, he was just leaving

2007-06-09 14:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's an extended holiday, in Brazil, I was with my family. I'm sorry you had to wait so long, but don't be sad anymore, I'm here, now! ;)

Smile, and have a wonderful weekend! :)

2007-06-09 09:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm so sorry. I lost track of time. My alarm clock didn't ring, everyone hogged up the shower, most of my clothes were in the laundry, Mom didn't make breakfast, and I had to walk here.

2007-06-09 04:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Destiny C 3 · 1 1

Making lunch for my kids and getting the entire Cheeto out of my 16 month old son's mouth.
Gotta Go! He has something else!!!

2007-06-09 04:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by MamiZorro2 6 · 1 1

I've been right here next to you,but you can see me cuz I'm invinsable* and I've been here the whole time :-p

2007-06-17 04:37:49 · answer #7 · answered by crsport24 3 · 0 0

Just in the next room, waiting for you to put those big guns down before I come bursting in..........

2007-06-09 08:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i was here before you and im still here now. right behind you and slightly to your left--inthe darkest corner of the room..in the darkest corner of your minds eye I am behind you looking over your shoulder. what should you do? whirl and attack? surrender? negotiate from an inferior position? hope ill go away? the choice is yours MAKE THE RIGHT ONE

2007-06-09 05:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by snafu 5 · 1 1

Touring a cheese factory in Wisconsin.
Free cheese makes me feel like people care.

2007-06-09 04:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Sorry...nature called and it was a 2 hour conversation...i need a nap,i'm pooped!

2007-06-09 06:26:49 · answer #11 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 0 0

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