Ok I just thought Of this randomly so thought I would share it with you
Social Studies class, 1:30 pm just after lunch. Sally sits there in her desk, can't focus, sweating really really hard, trying so hard to hold it in, but just can't, screams "O what the hell" and lets out the loudest fart in recorded history
hehe I thought it was funny
2007-06-09 02:54:38 · 19 answers · asked by girlie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh wow, that is funny. I hope the smelliest odor in recorded history didn't follow as well. That is pretty funny. I've always that that the phrase s__t hitting the fan was pretty disgusting when you actually visualize it.
When I was VERY young, I had a similar situation at a local library. I had a lot of gas, and didn't think I could make it to the bathroom in time. I was with my siblings at the time. I thought I could reasonable pass a SBB (Silent but benign) fart and be done with it. I looked left and right to be sure no one was around to smell it if did happen. My sister was looking at me curiously while I peeked both sides. I was looking at her when I let it rip. Her eyes widened in horror and disgust and ever increasing laughter as my SBB turned into LAO (Loud and obnoxious.) The silence of the library coupled with the excellence of architect-enabled acoustics helped to carry the resounding blast of my failed attempt to all the corners of the building. It was that loud! A couple of people sitting at adjacent tables looked at our table in disgust and walked away. My sister never lets me live it down.
2007-06-09 02:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by momo5j7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no wonder she was sweating and couldn't focus she had gas and wanted to fart so bad she was a scared to be embarassed so finally she decided to go ahead and fart because she couldn't hold it any longer. so she didn't care anymore if she wouldnt get embarassed or not. she needed that to be relief. if i had to fart i would go to the restroom. she should had just ask to be excused and fart in the hallway. haha. yes i like ur story. haha
2007-06-09 03:03:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG YES! I recognise, I'm a complete loser, however that's critically humorous to me! Then once more, you are speaking to a woman who, at the same time goofing off along with her peers, began scratching on the air and stated "I am a mongoose! Hear me roar! *makes retarded choking sound*"
2016-09-05 08:53:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Thats was funny! But if I was her I would be really really embarassing!!! I would be looking for another school to go to!! ^_^
2007-06-09 02:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fating can be funny. But real farting. Not imagined farting. That's only funny to you.
2007-06-09 02:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by revchrist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda weird to imagine
2007-06-09 02:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by Vicki K-Funkles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea kindof in a childish way
2007-06-09 02:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah....that was so funny I can hardly control myself.....have a great day, and remenber to hug someone you love!!!
Huggs and Kisses,,,
Lonnie
2007-06-09 02:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, mayyyybe. Not much so.
2007-06-09 02:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is funny. Did this happen to you?
2007-06-09 02:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋