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No iv woke up & thought i know who that is next to me & what did he spike my drink with & why does my bum hurt....

2007-06-08 22:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Reminds me of a kick-azzz song by Y&T called Barroom Boogie:
I was gettin real legless, I was feeling no pain
Check'n out all the women play'n barroom games
Ratin' all the women from on to ten
Said 'bartender set them up again'
Come on - have a drink on me
Cut loose - make that double free
All right - gonna get me some
Oh man, look what just walked in

A woman so fine calls for sexual crime
Said "Hey, baby your crib, or mine"
She said "Unless you a star or gotta Ph.D,
Or lottsa money, honey don't you talk to me"

Come on - give me a break
Cut loose - she slapped my face
Oh, I knew it was love
Well, I backed off
All I need is your love
Come on, lighten up, baby
You gotta give me some, O.K.
I just need me some love

Asked the another sweetie, "Can I buy you a drink?"
Well she ordered everything
But the barroom sink
So, I figure I got me an investment here
When-wow-OK., King Kong's double appears
And he don't share

Come on, I did no wrong
Cut loose, Oh he's slippin down the bar
Get down, get back up again
Alright when the message is clear
Come on, give me a break
Come back, she slapped my face
Wow I knew it was love

Woke up next morning with a trashcan head
When I looked to my left, oh no,
I wished I was dead
There's Frankenstein's daughter
All curled up on me
I said "I gotta go home,
It's an emergency"
She said "But you are home"

Come on, blah,blah back,
Get down, Oh she blew my head
Oh man, never again
Cut loose, oh, too, too loose
Oh no, Oh, hittin' the floor
All rise, I give in
Come on baby, let's do it again
Come on, one more time baby
Woooooow!

2007-06-08 22:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by maddog27271 6 · 1 1

Every weekend my friend. Then you are peeing and wonder if the burn is coming from the monstrosity in your bed or from all the alcohol consumed the night before. Don't beat yourself up for some of us its a way of life.

As long as the place isnt covered in blood and they have a pulse you will be ok.

2007-06-08 22:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

not really, i've always sort of known who's next to me (but i have to look at him first then the memories came back), and the next thought will always be "omfg what have i done!!" before hurriedly getting dressed and run off.

2007-06-08 23:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Allegedly the 1st time I slept with the woman who is now my fiancee I had to ask her name the next morning.

2007-06-08 22:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 2 0

That happens to me when our lad comes home.He works abroad so I am use to being on my own.People do not realise what a topsy turvy life it is.I get use to him not being here then he is home get use to that & then he is off back.

2007-06-08 22:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1 0

Yea, some of the best times of my life

2007-06-08 22:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by BEAR 4 · 2 0

Don't remind me ! Worst yet , you go to bed with beauty and wake up with Dracula's sister

2007-06-08 22:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Everytime I wake up and see my wife next to me.

2007-06-08 22:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by ... 3 · 2 0

I remember the who and what, my question to myself was. Why didn't I just stay home and read a book?

2007-06-08 22:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sunset 7 · 3 0

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