Tell me new ways to masturbate.
2007-06-08 20:55:29 · 20 answers · asked by nickdude235 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Maybe you should hold off on that and get as much SEX as you possibly can which is, Sports Exercise Xbox! =<)
2007-06-08 21:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Dont listen to these ppl who are saying that ur eyesight will get affected or it will effect ur future masturbation is normal for all guys...and if you want new ways to jack off then try it with ur hand upside down...or get good lube and grip ur penis tightly and move it forward a little bit then jack it. it really helps.
2007-06-09 04:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Get some bubble rap and role it up (bubbles facing inward) and put some baby oil in it and Bam instant Masturbation tool.
2007-06-09 04:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by bigchadmark 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
sit on your hand till it falls asleep then carry on....its called the stranger. Or go to the butcher at your local grocer and buy a slab of liver and fold it in half and carry on that way.
2007-06-09 04:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by ronwilcox 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A great website to read up on masturbation techniques is http://www.jackinworld.com
I hope you have a great time with all the new techniques! haha
2007-06-09 06:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I start with my right hand, then quickly switch to the left, then the right, then the left, then no hands, after I am done I do a cart wheel in celebration.
2007-06-09 03:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
spread penut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off! OMG, HALARIOUS! And dont let momma walk in, you'll kill her.lol
2007-06-09 07:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
with a friend?
with both hands?
while eating breakfast?
while completely clothed?
in public?
dressed as a banana?
at the circus with a camera in order to frighten clowns?
down by a creek...while fishing....with dynamite?
in an aquarium....while eating ice cream...and saying the alphabet backwards..?.(tip: write it down backwards first few times)
Good Luck.
2007-06-09 04:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by earthcaress 3 · 5⤊ 5⤋
tell your gf to do it for you and i am not joking. it will feel better at least!
2007-06-09 03:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mr N 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
in a mirror ,looking at yourself hahaha
2007-06-09 03:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋