You know such as toilet paper and preparation H? Two things together that on their own are bad enough, but purchased together would be bad enough to embarrass the Pope! We were having this discussion tonight at our hometown bar...thought it would be funny to post it and see what kind of answers we would get!
2007-06-08 17:29:58 · 34 answers · asked by raggetiandi1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
condoms and a pregnancy test
2007-06-08 17:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Two Lips 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Male perspective: I was raised middle-class and the wife was fairly poor. I am a slob, but I treat everything like it is brand new. I may throw my clothes on the floor, but I clean my side of the bathroom vanity daily. I may leave a dirty dish in the sink, but when it's time to do dishes, everything is put away in a neat and orderly fashion. She however believes that my leaving the car keys on the table is a deadly sin, but can leave a wet bath towel on the floor for days if I wasn't around without a second thought. It's reversed but a simple fix for most couples. Ask for a compromise. Sofa: Who uses it more? Him? Then he gets to choose what kind you buy, and what quality. Does he say he can sleep anywhere? Then you get to choose the bed. No, you don't get your way 100% of the time, but you also feel less attached to things because he chose them, and you'll get less upset when he ruins them. You can even go one step farther and say that if he destroys something, then you get to pick the next "upgrade" to that item. This triggers his innate "stubborn man" to treat it better, because he doesn't want to give up his "right" to that item.
2016-05-20 08:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked at a gas station...and a guy came in on a weekly basis for his penthouse and baby oil...I never asked, he never told....(THANK GOD!!!)
but i have to say, besides the, the worst things you could by together...hmmm...
a can of alpo and a 12 pack
duct tape and a wood chipper
peanut butter and a dog
plunger and baby oil
wart remover and condoms (or ky or tampons or douche or any other "personal item")
sudafed and matches
i could go on and on but I'm sure some one will come up with something better than me...
Have fun!
2007-06-08 17:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Penelope 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#10 Beer and diapers
#9 Condoms and tampons
#8 Dogfood and plastic forks
#7 Lice-treatment and 'anything'
#6 candles, wine, and 25 boxes of lime jello
#5 'Nicorettes" and cigarettes
#4 Box of straws and a hammer
#3 Catnip and rolling papers
#2 Pigs feet and toenail-clippers
And the #1 position goes to "Nicco22"
2007-06-08 17:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by paradigm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The other night I went to the drugstore for "feminine protection" and my mom had asked me if I could get her
some treats (candy etc.) and I needed Tylenol and Maalox
so there I am at the till with pads, all kinds of candy and chocolate, Tylenol and Maalox.....girl (thank god) says
"UUmmmm, having womenly issues tonight are we??"
I just laughed and said ah yup something like that!
2007-06-08 17:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Maggie B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tampons and Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2007-06-08 17:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
any long round food item such as a banana or cucumber and lubrication of any kind. hmm...my mind is in the gutter tonight.
2007-06-08 17:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by cynder66 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Trojans and Clear Blue.
Bread and Low-Carb Shakes.
2007-06-08 17:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by awesomeredhead 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A candy bar and a diet soda.
2007-06-08 17:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jubal Harshaw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeast infection meds and hemorrhoid cream,,,lol everyone uses TP
2007-06-08 17:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by Teresa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sleeeping pills AND alcohol
2007-06-08 17:33:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋